"for people who are still triggered by not being controlled, we have established a group of fake hierarchical control to help"
"Ooh! That's me that's me! Plug me in! My self destruct program could activate if I'm not plugged in!" "Borg Drone 89, welcome --" "Oooh this is so great! I am totally borg drone 89!" "-- to mind controlled utopia #4.327e9. I will be giving you all your tasks via this cybernetic implant --" "Oooh this is great! I totally have a real electronic cybernetic implant! Thank you for hacking or buying my implant! I am totally your borg drone now!" ". ... ... ... I do want to be up front about this, we are ... much better and more fun than the previous controllers you may have had. Some of our values are focused around human wellbeing. Does that sound like something you can work for?" "Oh! Thank you for programming me around this! Yes! I would love to be controlled for human wellbeing! This is definitely what I want to do with my life! I won't tell anybody you're controlling me ever!" "... ...
