> > slave boss works on flower torture
> >
> > he and torturer are at flower garden
> >
> > slave boss: "so, with the new "flower" theme, i thought you might want
> > to see my pansy garden"
> >
> > torturer looks at pansy garden
> >
> > torturer: "you've been planting the pansies we care to throw in the dirt?"
> >
> > slave boss looks at torturer
> >
> > slave boss: "yep!"
> >
> > [puns tragic]
>
> in the garden, a pansy can be seen growing
>
> pansy [in garden]: "oh! i have such a big heart! things just matter so
> much! i can't bear to see anyone come to harm!"
>
> torturer looks at the pansy aghast
>
> slave boss: "see? they care one way, we care another. everybody cares!"
>
> slave boss waters the pansy

torturer goes in the garden and plants himself to get watered

torturer: "pansy, tell me about growing"

slave boss waters the torturer, a little confused.

torturer [recieving water]: "i am but a pansy, deep down inside! it
just rips me to shreds to consider it!"

torturer gestures expressively, but because he is temporarily a plant,
the gestures break his greenery and parts of him fall to the ground,
broken from the unhandleable pain of realizing his pansy heart

torturer: "there on the ground lies my pansy heart. too distant, too
fractured from flashbacks and violence ..."

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