> slave boss works on flower torture > > he and torturer are at flower garden > > slave boss: "so, with the new "flower" theme, i thought you might want > to see my pansy garden" > > torturer looks at pansy garden > > torturer: "you've been planting the pansies we care to throw in the dirt?" > > slave boss looks at torturer > > slave boss: "yep!" > > [puns tragic]
in the garden, a pansy can be seen growing pansy [in garden]: "oh! i have such a big heart! things just matter so much! i can't bear to see anyone come to harm!" torturer looks at the pansy aghast slave boss: "see? they care one way, we care another. everybody cares!" slave boss waters the pansy