> slave boss works on flower torture
>
> he and torturer are at flower garden
>
> slave boss: "so, with the new "flower" theme, i thought you might want
> to see my pansy garden"
>
> torturer looks at pansy garden
>
> torturer: "you've been planting the pansies we care to throw in the dirt?"
>
> slave boss looks at torturer
>
> slave boss: "yep!"
>
> [puns tragic]

in the garden, a pansy can be seen growing

pansy [in garden]: "oh! i have such a big heart! things just matter so
much! i can't bear to see anyone come to harm!"

torturer looks at the pansy aghast

slave boss: "see? they care one way, we care another. everybody cares!"

slave boss waters the pansy

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