> > > > zombie specialist visits mental health hospital > > > > > > > > zombie specialist: "we heard from health insurance that one of your > > > > clients has a disorder where lasers from their eyes. which client is > > > > this exactly?" > > > +shoot. "shoot from their eyes [and burn whatever they are looking at]" > > > > > > > > worker: "I will need a signed release of information form to identify a > > > > client." > > > > > > client: "after i witnessed the injustice, i being able to fire lasers > > +started, "and i started being able" > > > from my eyes, i knew i had to seek help." > > > > > > psychiatrist: "you did the right thing. we can help you here." > > > > > > [mistake] > > > > client 2: "nobody would ever give up their laser eye ability to a > > psychiatrist unless they were already drugged!" > > > > client: "you're not on meds?" > > > > [mistake, or change or delay. 1639] > > client [to doctor]: "so i traveled to different specialists and modes > of treatment and training, and learned to control the lasers, and went > to academic conferences in eye studies and special abilities, and got > the books of the speakers and took some of their courses and joined > some of their groups. i think this book is best for understanding > people who can fire lasers from their eyes." > > psychiatrist [politely looking at book and moving it next to trash > can]: "we're going to put you on drugs that reduce the bloodflow to > your eyes. there may be a side effect of blindness, so i will put you > on a second drug too."
psychiatrist: "you're going to be okay."
