> > zombie specialist visits mental health hospital > > > > zombie specialist: "we heard from health insurance that one of your clients > > has a disorder where lasers from their eyes. which client is this exactly?" > +shoot. "shoot from their eyes [and burn whatever they are looking at]" > > > > worker: "I will need a signed release of information form to identify a > > client." > > client: "after i witnessed the injustice, i being able to fire lasers +started, "and i started being able" > from my eyes, i knew i had to seek help." > > psychiatrist: "you did the right thing. we can help you here." > > [mistake]
client 2: "nobody would ever give up their laser eye ability to a psychiatrist unless they were already drugged!" client: "you're not on meds?" [mistake, or change or delay. 1639]
