> > > arrrr slave boss is on a zeppelin powered lifted by the warmth his own > > > farts into its canvas > > slave boss: "human methane is more environmentall sound than hydrogen. > it is warm, and can be burned for fuel. be sure to have humans distant > from it when burning it." > > > > > he's near the ground hanging from it and eating an english muffin
it turns out farts even contain hydrogen so maybe you could fart into a giant zero-pressure balloon up in the air and the heavy sulfites might fall out the bottom and the hydrogen lift to the top, lifting you !
