> slave boss is in hyperprison and he is crying [mistake?] > > slave boss: [sniffle! bawl! sob!] > > "slave boss why are you crying?" > > slave boss [through tears]: "because i am in prison!" > > speaker looks left, right > "i thought slave boss never cried and didn't believe in crying" > > slave boss [through sobs]: "that's true!" > > slave boss [sobbing]: "but when i am in prison it can kind of break > through, you know? and i might cry myself to sleep?" [possible > mistake] > > slave boss [frustrated]: "how am i supposed to dominate the world in a > badass manner when i am in prison?" > > slave boss: [part dropped] [crying] > > speaker > "poor slave boss!" > > "you shouldn't be condemned to be sad!" > > slave boss: "well i wasn't very nice to people. it was kind of a gamble." > > speaker > "well others of us want to cry, too, and didn't try to enslave > everybody on the planet in a humiliating and deadly way." > > "so let's try to sort this out"
slave boss: "oh! i am not sobbing because slave boss was put in prison" slave boss: "i am sobbing because i was kidnapped by slave boss and forced to be his body!" slave boss: "and now because he is in prison i get to cry :D"
