Re: Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

“hey look it’s another sentient misinformation campaign”
  “sentient misinformation campaign? is that a thing?”
    “that’s me. i am totally a sentient misinformation campaign.”
      “no, you’re more a sentient experiment for covering up crime and
corruption, rewriting history, and controlling a populace for a gross old
man”
    “oh.”
“oh wait this used to be somebody’s marketing campaign until they hired one
of us”