I'm just hoping for someone to come up with a creative name for the car.
cygctl? It isn't particuarly creative, but it's shorter than anything else suggested, and it's a common naming convention for system setting tweakers on Linux:
$ locate ctl |grep bin /usr/bin/esdctl /usr/bin/pg_ctl /usr/sbin/hotplugctl /usr/sbin/usernetctl /usr/sbin/userisdnctl /usr/sbin/apachectl /sbin/sysctl /sbin/cardctl
