Pretty cool! On Ubuntu, I was unable to run the jar, it couldn't find the main sekao...core class, although on inspection it was there just fine.
I was able to run it from a git checkout with `boot run`, however I additionally found out I needed to `sudo apt-get install openjfx` On Wed, Jul 13, 2016 at 2:16 PM Boris Kourtoukov <borisko...@gmail.com> wrote: > Looks awesome so far Zach! Thanks for going through this monumental > rewrite! > > > On Wednesday, July 13, 2016 at 1:58:05 PM UTC-4, Zach Oakes wrote: >> >> TL;DR: Nightcode, a Clojure IDE, just got a makeover: >> https://sekao.net/nightcode/ >> >> In a world...where developer tools are gargantuan beasts, unapproachable >> to beginners, one IDE stood alone. >> >> *a fiddle softly plays ashokan farewell* >> >> “You’re not going already, are you, Nightcode?” >> >> “I must, father. So many new people are learning Clojure. They need me.” >> >> *music becomes ominous as Nightcode rides a wagon into the distance* >> >> Until one day, when it embarked on a journey to save the world...from >> itself. >> >> *scene switches to Nightcode crouching in a fetal position in a dense >> forest* >> >> “I’m hearing voices.” >> >> *heavy breathing* >> >> “STOP TALKING TO ME!” >> >> *one of those jumanji drums starts beating slowly and then gets faster >> and louder* >> >> *the camera zooms in on Nightcode’s face as it suddenly smiles wryly* >> >> Things are about to get...complicated. >> >> *scene changes, a crowd gathers in a small village* >> >> “Gather ‘round! I’m making it easy to start coding!” >> >> “But Nightcode, those appear to be bugs!” >> >> “Wrong, ma’am, they are features! All of them!” >> >> “SILENCE!” >> >> *the crowd becomes mute as a hooded figure moves forward* >> >> “Enough of this madness, Nightcode. In three years your features have >> remained dormant as your bug count has exploded! Meanwhile, people have >> been using --” >> >> “Don’t listen to this fraud, you all need me!!!!” >> >> *Nightcode lifts its trench coat and releases a plague of bugs on the >> village as it runs away* >> >> “I don’t want to crash but I will if I have to. I don’t want to crash but >> I will if I have to. I don’t want to crash but I will if I have to. STOP >> THE VOICES, MAKE IT STOP!” >> >> When your life is no longer your own... >> >> *screen dims, Nightcode runs into a forest as the village is ravaged* >> >> ...a hero must rise. >> >> *the hooded figure reveals himself* >> >> Meet...Kevin. >> >> *Kevin Hart smiles as upbeat music blares* >> >> “HEEEEEY Y’ALL THAT WAS CRAZY! I guess it’s a bad time to ask for a >> better hotel. HAHA!” >> >> Kevin is just an average guy, with a few...friends. >> >> *the camera pans several feet up to reveal...Ice Cube and Dwayne Johnson* >> >> “This is gonna be bad, Cube.” >> >> “I know, man. How did we get stuck with this guy again?” >> >> A brave trio must save the world from Nightcode...by reinventing it. >> >> “Check it. Nightcode can’t be killed. We gotta find the good inside it >> and rip it out!” >> >> “YEAH CUBE I AGREE. JUST LIKE YOU DID WITH YOUR CAREER!” >> >> *Cube slaps Hart and continues* >> >> “There’s only one way to do that. We gotta rewrite Nightcode.” >> >> “You mean like a sequel? Like we keep doing with Fast and the Furious? No >> way.” >> >> “YEAH CUBE, JOEL SPOLSKY SAID YOU SHOULD NEVER --” >> >> “Dammit I KNOW what Joel Spolsky said, and I don’t care. You guys got any >> better ideas?” >> >> *Hart and Johnson look at each other sheepishly* >> >> *scene switches to a workshop with maps and shit* >> >> “Nightcode is written with Swing, a deprecated UI framework. We’re gonna >> replace it with Java FX. What do you got Rock?” >> >> “The editor. Right now it doesn’t offer much beyond syntax highlighting. >> We’re gonna have to write something from scratch.” >> >> “AWW HELL YEAH, GONNA BE LIKE LIGHT TABLE HAD A BABY WITH CURSIVE, >> HAHAAAAAA!” >> >> “What? No. Relax Kev. An instaREPL and some basic inline errors, that’s >> all we have time for.” >> >> The trio will learn… >> >> *Hart looks in a mirror* >> >> “Oh hey Nightcode, what’s up? CAN YOU DEAL WITH THESE RAINBOW PARENS?! >> Didn’t think so.” >> >> ...what it’s like… >> >> *Cube emerges from the workshop covered in oil* >> >> “We shrunk the damn jar file from 50 MB to just 19!” >> >> ...to overcome odds. >> >> “The new version has just 1600 lines of code, less than half what the old >> one has. We may actually pull this off.” >> >> This summer, get ready… >> >> “WATCH ME MOVE. WATCH ME MOVE. WATCH ME -- hey man take it easy put that >> down be cool.” >> >> ...for the rewrite… >> >> “I’m sick of these motherfuckin’ bugs, on this motherfuckin’ IDE!” >> >> ...of your life. >> >> “We’re gonna get this done or die tryin’. And Kevin IF YOU DON’T STOP >> DANCING YOU’LL DIE NO MATTER WHAT.” >> >> *a door opens as the trio argue, music stops, and Nightcode’s silhouette >> appears* >> >> “Game over, gents. How can you replace me? Beginners don’t know how to >> run jar files.” >> >> “We built native installers, fool.” >> >> *explosions* >> >> NIGHTCODE 2 >> >> TOTAL REWRITE >> >> https://sekao.net/nightcode/ >> > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google > Groups "Clojure" group. > To post to this group, send email to clojure@googlegroups.com > Note that posts from new members are moderated - please be patient with > your first post. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > clojure+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/clojure?hl=en > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Clojure" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to clojure+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Clojure" group. 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