WTF did I just read. On Tue, Jan 31, 2017 at 7:09 PM, Fred Cisin <ci...@xenosoft.com> wrote:
> If you think that, you _really_ need to read 3676. >> > > <RANT> Nobody's going to read that the way that it is formatted. > > If they expect people to read it, they will have to punch it up, with > fonts, colors, background images and textures, formats, animated emojis, > audio accompaniment, and embedded videos. > > How can any message be taken seriously without any dancing kangaroos and > yodelling jellyfish? > Why is it being disseminated as a text file, instead of as a Youtube video? > > Surely, the new administration's education policies will bring an end to > the arrogance of "literates" from insulting the intelligence of the voting > public of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. > > > Since there are still a rare few machines without the appropriate > hardware, smell-o-vision will have to remain optional. > But, the current combined policies at MICROS~1 and Apple of deprecating > any and all hardare and software more than six months old should fix that. > That will also solve the fear that a system might still be in use after > its printer ink or smell-o-vision supplies are used up. > (microbots in solution in printer ink can complete the process of > preventing scofflaws from refilling printer ink) > > Besides, it is clearly not in the best interests of manufacturing in > USA^H^H^HChina to permit such legacy relics to be permitted to continue to > exist. Delegalization of obsolete computers will be coming soon, > unfortunately, federal agents have had some difficulty controlling the > content of the hundreds of machines that have the capability of > disconnecting from the interweb. Replacing all NEMA connectors with > Micro-USB should help. > > > [MiniTru clarification: The appropriate executive orders were issued long > ago, when Bill Gates and Steve Jobs invented the first computer.] > > </RANT> > -- Ian Finder (206) 395-MIPS ian.fin...@gmail.com
