[Piano music] Peter: Hello, I'm a Mac.
Bob: And I'm a PC. Peter: So, I hear there's a really nasty virus going around. Bob: Yeah, it's going to kill 93% of the world's population. Peter: Woah, 93%? Glad I'm not infected. Bob: You were supposed to be. Peter: Yeah well, apparently it doesn't affect Macs. Bob: I can see that. Peter: But you must feel bad. Bob: Me. Why is that? Peter: It's your company's fault that everyone ends up dead. Bob: How am I responsible for killing 93% of the world's population? Peter: Your company developed the virus, and unleashed it upon an unsuspecting world. Kind of like Vista. Bob: (groans) Don't remind me about Vista. Peter: Not to worry, I'm aware of the future, and I'm back in the present to save the day. Bob: And how are you going to do that? Peter: With my multimedia powers. Bob:YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL WITH YOUR MULTIMEDIA POWERS, but you know what, you're too busy whining to ever use them! Peter: Ouch, you really hurt my feelings. Bob: I should say so! Peter: But it's not exactly true. Bob: Yeah? Then tell me what you've been up to? Peter: Last season, I saved the cheerleader, saved the world. Where were you? Bob: I was busy running a Company. Peter: Doing what? Bob: Doing productive things. Peter: Such as? Bob: (smugly) Turning things to gold.... Peter: Now that I'm next to you, I can do that too. Bob: Arrgh! At least I don't whine! Peter: No, your customers do that for you. [Peter teases Bob with a little blue spark to the nose.] Peter: Gotcha. Bob: Just stay away from my daughter, okay? [Piano music ends] By: [EMAIL PROTECTED] xponent Funny Maru rob _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
