--- Robert Seeberger <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > 2003 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. > http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm > > Winner > "They had but one last remaining night together, > so they embraced each > other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string > cheese that is orange > and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a > bland Cheddar and the white > . . . Mozzarella, although it could possibly be > Provolone or just plain > American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly > dissimilar from the orange, > yet they would have you believe it does by coloring > it differently." > > Ms. Mariann Simms > Wetumpka, AL <snip>
<ROTFLOL> Check this one out (almost on-topic!): >>Winner: "All Creatures Great and Small" Category His knowing brown eyes held her gaze for a seeming eternity, his powerful arms clasped her slim body in an irresistible embrace, and from his broad, hairy chest a primal smell of "male" tantalized her nostrils; "Looks like another long night in the ape house" thought veterinarian Abigail Brown as she gingerly reached for the constipated gorilla's suppository. Paul Jeffery Oxford, England<< Thanks for the guffaws! :) Debbi It Was A Dark And Stormy Night Maru __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! http://sbc.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
