On Thu, 3 Apr 2008, Josiah Worcester wrote:
> On 11:55 Thu 03 Apr , Iammars wrote:
>> I judge CFJ 1917 in the following manner:
>> {
>> The defendant has admitted to being guilty, and in fact has not published a
>> notary report last month, so I judge GUILTY.
>> }
>>
>> I sentence em in the folowing manner:
>> {
>> This offense is not a major offense, but ignoring an office's report,
>> especially one as important as Notary, shouldn't be left unpunished. I
>> sentence APOLOGY, perscribing the words "report," "keyboard," "printer,"
>> "amoeba," "outlet," and "llama."
>> }
>
> In my report, the printer's keyboard went all amoeba. The outlet, in
> response, turned into a llama. The llama ate my records, and left me
> incapable of speaking comprehensibly.
Thanks, but I think I'm the guilty party on this one...
