On Jun 23, 2022, at 11:09 AM, Steve Jones <thatoneguyst...@gmail.com>
wrote:
This reminds me in the 80s here in central il there was a big
kerfuffle about satanism, probably from an oprah or Donahue episode
There were all these nitwits offering services on training for how to
recognize it.
It was all made up too. Def leppard was listed as a satanic band, all
kinds of hand gestures were satanic, etc.
There is so much money to be made off the fact that people in general
want to be kind and prepared but for the most part are just a bunch
of gullible dumb fucks.
Their is and always will be plural. If you're only paying one tax
bill, you only get a singular pronoun. If you want to make up a word,
that's called a nickname, not a pronoun, and you can fuck right off
with that.
I'm offering an HR service where I will come in and take your money,
I'll train your staff how to properly handle these turds who want to
be unique just like everybody else.
Training example:
What this fool wants you to say : "they is having a bad day, as a
company our responsibility is to provide them with a nurturing
atmosphere to ensure their well being"
Proper handling: "yeah, I fired that dumb motherfucker for not having
the forethought to be a cumstain on his moms neck"
99 dollars introductory package available
On Thu, Jun 23, 2022, 8:03 AM Steven Kenney via AF <af@af.afmug.com>
wrote:
Yes yes... Carbon unit Jason.
On Wed, Jun 22, 2022 at 11:44 PM Jason McKemie
<j.mcke...@veloxinetbroadband.com> wrote:
"Bags of mostly water" comes to mind.
Wow, that is a pretty nerdy and obscure reference.
On Wednesday, June 22, 2022, Chuck McCown via AF
<af@af.afmug.com> wrote:
Meathead works in all situations.
*From:* dmmoff...@gmail.com
*Sent:* Wednesday, June 22, 2022 1:12 PM
*To:* 'AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group'
*Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] OT too old - (Soylent Green is People)
There was a brief time in 18^th century revolutionary
France when terms like “Sir”, and “Madam” were seen as
too much like supporting aristocracy and therefore
monarchy. Some people insisted on using the terms
“citizen” and “citizeness”. It didn’t last because it
was stupid.
Nobody’s going to learn 66 additional personal pronouns.
Some jackasses will say they should be called “Zie” and
most people will ignore them. A few will try to politely
do it, and a few smart alecs will tell Zim to Zuck Zieself.
….and then it will fade into a historical curiosity like
the titles “citizen” and “citizeness”.
*From:* AF <af-boun...@af.afmug.com> *On Behalf Of *Chuck
McCown via AF
*Sent:* Wednesday, June 22, 2022 11:05 AM
*To:* af@af.afmug.com
*Cc:* Chuck McCown <ch...@go-mtc.com>
*Subject:* [AFMUG] OT too old - (Soylent Green is People)
Got a spam from an HR training company willing to come in
and train my staff on the proper usage of the 78 personal
pronouns. Seriously...
Gheeze.
From now on, I will only answer to “the demigod”.
(demi girl was one of the pronouns)
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