It was always kind of amusing when the kids would get hurt and we would take them to the ER where the wife was the supervisor. The hospital, to their credit, still followed the procedure of separating us all and asking what happened. “We smacked him in the head, dressed him up in his football uniform, shoved him around the grass and mud until he was a dirtball, and then brought him here”. Or maybe it was the kids only reception for a touchdown in his high school career. He got creamed coming down and landed on his head. Kind of sucks he can’t remember it.
Mark > On Aug 10, 2020, at 10:21 AM, Jaime Solorza <losguyswirel...@gmail.com> wrote: > > She can be pissed off...it's her strikes that would hurt me...in 2002, she > got really pissed...try to kick my leg, I instinctively did a stop kick...she > broke her small toe...at hospital Dr asked what happened...she replied it was > a kick...he asked , do you want me to call police? She said it was her...then > he asked me if I wanted to call police? I stayed silent for a few > seconds....priceless.. > > On Mon, Aug 10, 2020, 7:01 AM Lewis Bergman <lewis.berg...@gmail.com > <mailto:lewis.berg...@gmail.com>> wrote: > OK Jaime, close your eyes. Now pick up the picture in your mind, turn it over > and look at the back, what's written there? Turn it back over and look at the > front, describe it. See you still have it. Now, never think of having a > picture in your possession again that might piss off your wife. > > On Sun, Aug 9, 2020 at 12:43 PM Jaime Solorza <losguyswirel...@gmail.com > <mailto:losguyswirel...@gmail.com>> wrote: > I divorced my first wife in 1990...in 1993 she sent me a picture of her in a > French Maid costume ...wish I still had the picture..lol.... would have to > really hide it... current wife would castrate me!!! > > On Sun, Aug 9, 2020, 11:30 AM James Howard <ja...@litewire.net > <mailto:ja...@litewire.net>> wrote: > You should find a butler like Lurch from the Addams family. Your wife > probably wouldn’t wear the Morticia Addams outfit either though I suppose. > > <> > From: AF [mailto:af-boun...@af.afmug.com <mailto:af-boun...@af.afmug.com>] On > Behalf Of Chuck McCown > Sent: Saturday, August 8, 2020 6:14 PM > To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <af@af.afmug.com > <mailto:af@af.afmug.com>> > Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT note to self > > > > She won’t put it on. > > Sent from my iPhone > > > > > On Aug 8, 2020, at 4:41 PM, Jaime Solorza <losguyswirel...@gmail.com > <mailto:losguyswirel...@gmail.com>> wrote: > > > > Wear a Butler suit or wife in French maid outfit and take picture.. > > Ducking under my phone > > > > On Sat, Aug 8, 2020, 4:09 PM Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com > <mailto:ch...@wbmfg.com>> wrote: > > Washing the window and changing the clock battery. Clock ran down a couple > of years ago. First time those windows have been washed in 10 years. I was > unaware of this little man lift until a few days ago. We were planning to > put up scaffolding. The lift is $85/day and will fit through the front door. > > Sent from my iPhone > > > > > On Aug 8, 2020, at 3:46 PM, Ken Hohhof <af...@kwisp.com > <mailto:af...@kwisp.com>> wrote: > > > > Oh, I see. Originally I was looking at a sideways, cropped image. I thought > the clock said 11:03. > > > > From: AF <af-boun...@af.afmug.com <mailto:af-boun...@af.afmug.com>> On Behalf > Of Jaime Solorza > Sent: Saturday, August 8, 2020 4:21 PM > To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <af@af.afmug.com > <mailto:af@af.afmug.com>> > Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT note to self > > > > I thought your Butler would take care of it. > > > > On Sat, Aug 8, 2020, 3:04 PM Ken Hohhof <af...@kwisp.com > <mailto:af...@kwisp.com>> wrote: > > I give up. 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