I have a couple of HP M-U0013-O USB optical mice which have recently
began generating phantom mouse clicks.  I'm at a complete loss for
figuring out what's going on, here.
Based on the recommended hardware list on the Plan 9 Wiki (back when it
was still live), I bought a Hewlett Packard DY651A USB optical mouse.
Knowing that everything eventually breaks, I actually ordered two of
them, so I would have one as a "critical spare" to swap-in when/if the
first mouse ever failed.  The mice which I received were actually model
M-U0013-O, not DY651A, but they appeared the same as the DY651A.  I had
been using the M-U0013-O regularly, for about 13 years, without any
problems, since I bought the pair of mice in 2011.

Then, just a couple of months ago, one of the M-U0013-O began generating
spurious button-1 clicks.  When I pressed down button-1, the mouse would
behave as if I was pressing and releasing button-1 in rapid succession.
It was kind of like the mouse somehow switched from semi-automatic to
full automatic fire.  :) But it didn't happen with buttons 2 or 3, just
button 1.  Since the mouse was more than a decade old, and button 1 is
used more than buttons 2 or 3, I figured some metal part (maybe a spring
or switch) had fatigued.  The malfunction appeared to be classic switch
bouncing, so I swapped out the first M-U0013-O for the "critical spare"
M-U0013-O.  To my amazement, the second M-U0013-O exhibited the same
exact behavior (phantom rapid-fire button-1 clicks) despite the fact
that it had been sitting, unused, in a box for 13 years.

The strange thing is how intermittent the malfunctions are.  Sometimes
button-1 works fine.  Other times, it acts like someone secretly slipped
an autoseer into the mouse.  It happens whether the mouse is connected
to a desktop or to a laptop.  It happens at home, and away from home.
It also happens when I use the laptop in a completely different town.
When there is RFI on a USB cable, the Linux kernel's USB driver will
often generate errors, but I wasn't receiving any of those error
messages.  There aren't any cell towers near my house.  There is a cell
site hidden in the steeple of a nearby church, but that's been there for
decades, and there's no way it could possibly affect my mouse when I'm
two towns away.  Although they are easily hidden, I'm not aware of any
5G antennae in the area which have gone up in the past couple of months.
Both my next-door neighbor and I are ham radio operators.  But, like the
cell site, that couldn't cause these problems when I'm out of town.  I
never carry a cell phone, smartwatch, or even any devices that use
Bluetooth.  The only wireless charger I use (for my toothbrush) sits at
home, next to the sink.  I've even checked the "spaceweather."  These
phantom clicks occur even when the spaceweather is clear: no solar
flares or geomagnetic storms.

Yes, I'm sure I'm using the mouse correctly, just the same as I have for
the past decade.  This is not user error!  I don't have parkinsons,
seizures, or a pacemaker.  I'm not sneezing while I click.  I'm not
shivering from cold or trembling in fear.  I'm quite certain I'm not
hallucinating the spurious clicks, either.  I'm just completely baffled.

The thought of "planned obsolesence" came to mind... both mice might
have been designed to fail after a certain period of time after their
manufacture.  But one of them went completely unused (and, thus, unworn)
that whole time.  Even if the failure were pre-programmed in firmware,
there's no way the spare mouse could possibly know what year it is,
because the USB HID protocol doesn't report that information to mice.
It's also highly unlikely that anyone could have sabotaged the mice.  I
keep tight physical control over my hardware and... more realistically,
why would anyone pull such a BIZARRE prank?  I have made no changes to
either hardware or software during the past couple of months, when the
strange behavior began.

Has anyone here experienced this problem with the HP DY651A or M-U0013-O
mice?  Since it's recommended "Plan 9" hardware, I figure someone else
here might have encountered the same problem.  Any idea what could be
causing these mice to hallucinate mouse clicks?

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