This is based on an old joke about Calvin Coolidge, but I thought I’d try my
hand at writing it into a scene we might have seen in Mayberry...
Floyd: Hello, Andy! Andy: Mornin’, Floyd. (Sits down next to Floyd outside the
barbershop)Floyd: Missed you at church yesterday.Andy: Yeah, I had an emergency
I had to tend to so I couldn’t make it. You were there, were you?Floyd: Oh,
Andy, you know I always make it to church every Sunday! Been going there for
years! Why, I don’t remember the last time I wasn’t...Andy: (Interrupting
Floyd) I know, Floyd, I know. So what did you think of the sermon?Floyd: The
sermon?Andy: Yeah. The preacher did preach a sermon, didn’t he? Floyd: Oh sure,
sure.Andy: Well what did you think of it?Floyd: I’m trying to remember...Andy:
Floyd, you just heard it yesterday, don’t tell me you forgot it already!Floyd:
It’s coming back to me, just a minute... AH!!Andy: What did the preacher preach
about? Floyd: He preached about sin.Andy: (Waiting... waiting... waiting...)
Well what did he say about it?Floyd: He was against it.Andy: (Just stares at
Floyd)
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