Let us consider the pearl at the source of all this 'wisdom' the 'good' Mr Gutfield. He seems to know where all the cheap beer is; and waxes longingly on being anal probed. Latent homosexuality is not a good personality detail to be possessed of in a small town, and Gutfield has never seen more than one recycling bin at any one time in his life. My small town has over six in a row at a cheap cigarette stand just outside it and over the Indiana line (so to avoid high Michigan tobacco taxes), and it only has 6000 souls and 4000 illegal immigrants (they are the only ones with jobs and money). So Mr Gutfield must be in a REALLY small town. Some of the UFO reports feature truly large craft far beyond what our structural people can even construct as buildings that sit on the ground... and these FLY and compress space in an odd reversal of Einstein's little pet favorite mistake constant which is in all likelyhood not a constant. So we will leave Gutfield, as his assumed name 'de plume' implies, to his fecal ruminations, please.
Standing Bear .......walkin away from this pigeon freak. On Thursday 17 January 2008 08:46, leaking pen wrote: > So, wait, the one seen in phoenix by several THOUSANDS of people, with video > that showed it was not a plane or planes, that our SENATOR John McCain said > he saw , and knew it was not a plane... its small town boredom. yeah. > > On Jan 17, 2008 6:36 AM, OrionWorks <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Once again, Foxnews.com shows it's intellectual prowess for > > entertainment with the following commentary regarding the recent UFO > > flap that happened in Texas. > > > > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323135,00.html > > http://tinyurl.com/2bvszp > > > > TITLE: It's a Bird. It's a Plane. It's Boredom > > By Greg Gutfield. > > > > ******************************************************** > > So in Stephenville, Texas, a dozen or so people reported seeing a > > large object with bright lights flying low and fast in their > > neighborhood. They called it a UFO, although I might call it "a > > plane." > > > > See, I've always felt that there are two kinds of people in this > > world: Those who see UFOS and the rest of us. > > > > The fact of the matter is no one ever sees alien spacecraft in big > > cities or places where there's a decent Wal-Mart. Sightings of strange > > flying objects only occur in small towns, where there is little else > > to do but hope and pray for an anal probing. This is not an insult. > > > > Small towns are great because it's quiet and the beer is cheap — two > > factors that allow for wishful thinking. See, to me UFOs are the small > > city version of big city recycling. I mean, I'm sure recycling exists, > > but I've never seen it. Seems like it all goes into one bin. > > > > It's not that I don't believe in UFOs, it's just that I don't need the > > unknown to complicate matters. I see things outside my apartment that > > are all too real and disgusting — and sometimes they fly. They aren't > > UFOs. They're pigeons. And they can't even work a probe — sadly. > > > > And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler. > > > > Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 2 a.m. ET. > > Send your comments to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ******************************************************** > > > > Regards > > Steven Vincent Johnson > > www.OrionWorks.com > > www.zazzle.com/orionworks > > > > > > > -- > That which yields isn't always weak. >
