Mark, thanks for sharing these, my favorite is the third comment.
Arlene
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From: "M. Taylor" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, August 24, 2019 10:47 AM
Subject: RE: How to Protect and Clean your Apple Card, Apple Support
Hello All,
Because I cannot resist, I am pasting in 3 comments about the Apple Card,
posted on Twitter that made me laugh and that I hope will make you smile,
also.
And the comments just keep pouring into Twitter. There are thousands of
them and I am amazed at how clever people can be. The following three are,
by no means, the most clever or the funniest but they definitely got my
attention.
Comment 1:
Gently rub the fragile & special Apple credit card with microfiber. Also
keep it away from any normal clothing. Maybe even have special ‘bearers’
wearing black turtlenecks that carry it around in an aluminum box with silk
lining. Peak Apple right here. It was fun while it lasted.
Comment 2:
Never place near other cards.
Do not look directly at card.
Anoint with myrrh and frankincense once per month.
Comment 3:
Thou shall have no other cards before Apple Card.
Thou shall make no graven image of the Apple Card.
Thou shall not use the Apple Card in vain.
Remember Black Friday and keep it Holy.
Honor Thy Apple Employees.
(big smile).
Mark
-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of M. Taylor
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2019 7:08 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: How to Protect and Clean your Apple Card, Apple Support
Hello Everyone,
I can hardly catch my breath as I have just been reading the seemingly
endless jokes about the Apple Card and its unique cleaning instructions, on
Twitter, on the Apple Insider feed.
Man! I've never come across such a wonderful treasure trove of jokes in my
life.
I wonder if Apple is laughing, also. Probably not but, then again, they are
the ones who released the cards so, let the jokes fall where they may.
All of the jokes are based on the article, posted below:
Enjoy,
Mark
How to clean your Apple Card
See how to protect and maintain the condition of your titanium Apple Card.
About the titanium Apple Card
The titanium Apple Card is laser-etched with the card holder's name and the
Apple logo. A white finish is achieved through a multi-layer coating process
that's added to the titanium base material.
If your titanium Apple Card comes into contact with hard surfaces or
materials, it's possible that the coating can be damaged.
How to clean your titanium Apple Card
If your titanium Apple Card comes into contact with contaminants that can
cause stains, follow these steps to clean your card:
1. Gently wipe with a soft, slightly damp, lint-free microfiber cloth.
2. Moisten a soft, microfiber cloth with isopropyl alcohol and gently
wipe the card.
Don't use window or household cleaners, compressed air, aerosol sprays,
solvents, ammonia, or abrasives to clean your titanium Apple Card.
Some fabrics, like leather and denim, might cause permanent discoloration
that will not wash off.
How to safely store and carry your titanium Apple Card
. Store your titanium Apple Card in a wallet, pocket, or bag made of
soft materials.
. Place your card in a slot in your wallet or billfold without
touching another credit card. If two credit cards are placed in the same
slot your card could become scratched.
. Don't place or store your titanium Apple Card card near magnets. If
your card is placed close to a magnetic latch on a purse or bag, the
magnetic strip can become demagnetized.
. Don't place your titanium Apple Card in a pocket or bag that
contains loose change, keys, or other potentially abrasive objects.
Learn more
. See how to request a replacement titanium Apple Card
. Learn how to clean your other Apple products
Original Article at:
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT210399
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