Pid wrote:
On 14/03/2012 09:13, André Warnier wrote:
Pid * wrote:
On 13 Mar 2012, at 16:03, Allen Reese <are...@yahoo-inc.com> wrote:
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Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
On 13/03/2012 14:42, Leo Donahue - PLANDEVX wrote:
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Subject: Re: Tomcat advantages
What else would you like it to do?
p
My list is long... ;)
It can start by checking if Tomcat is not your default web server,
and ask if you would like to make it so.
It would also be cool if it could make skype phone calls and if it
came a digital camera. A low tech camera at first but on subsequent
releases the camera would get better, because all cameras at first are
limited by the current technology. It always takes a few releases for
them to get good.
I keep trying to get it to make my coffee, but it always forgets the
grounds.
That's because theres no grounds for making Tomcat pretend to be a
coffee machine.
Except if you're doing monitoring via JMX of course. That makes Tomcat
look like a bag of Beans. Spooky action-et-a-distance kind of stuff.
NOT the quantum physics stuff again, please. I nearly did myself an
injury last time.
Saw this coming, huh ? Ok, no quantum physics then. Pity.
How about psychiatry (memory leaks) ? or black magic (daemon threads) ?
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