Find a floppy disk. Format it. Move cpanel over to the floppy disk.
Remove the floppy disk from the system. Wrap the floppy in alternating
layers of foil, lead is best, and parafin until it is about 6" thick.
Save it until the next full Moon. Take it to a graveyard. In a quiet
corner dig a hole about 6' deep with a post hole digger. Drop the
disk in making sure it lands flat. Drive a fire hardened oaken stake
through the disk and wrappings. Then backfill the hole.
Finally, edit the right files with vi or emacs.
{^_-}
Wow, you're a complete jackass.
Now *THAT* is the funniest thing I've seen on this list for quite some
time!
Thanks... you'll never know how much I needed one today! :)
Oh, I know - this new form of image spam seems to have percolated up
to having my address on the initial deliveries. I've been trying to
nail it into a coffin and for some reason it's like nailing jello
to a tree.
(And negativescore - I did wink, ya know. Or can't you read an upside
up smiley? {^_-})
{o.o}
The subtleties are lost on the unedumacated. People relying on cpanel
obviously have no idea what ASCII art is, or how to comprehend it.
You were aware that if you had a gui management interface, you could put
'sysadmin' in your title, right? Reading through manuals and simple
searches for already answered questions would just be too much work. If
you can't click on the solution, it musn't exist, really.
I laughed myself into a coughing fit after reading this, after a long day,
this was welcome.
:-D
-Gary
