Hi from my little Irish haven on the coast of southern Brittany,

While we are on the subject of LiveCode and the way in which the Scots attempt 
to make themselves understood, and knowing well the chances of ruffling a few 
of Richmonds feathers, I would like to add my "2 punts" worth.

We all can accept the basic rule that languages change over time, often due to 
external influence. The French spoken in Quebec has been likened to the 17th 
century French spoken in France, but which has been partially "frozen" because 
of its isolation from its original roots. We may hesitate to say that Canadian 
French is "backwards" with reference to the modern "dynamic" language used in 
France today, surrounded as it is by so many influences.

Should we hesitate to liken the Scottish "dialect" to a mixture of 17th century 
English, rounded off by an atrocious way of of pronouncing (and spelling) every 
word, washed down with liberal quantities of Scotch whisky (that we all know 
originated with St. Patrick, in Ireland), and possibly associating all this 
with an influx of Irish into Scotland during the sixth century). I can't 
imagine todays Scottish dialects having many roots in Germany (there is 
probably more Danish influence than anything else)

We may then study the way in which several European languages have a different 
way of pronouncing their "r"s (The Spanish somewhere far down in the 
epiglottis, the French somewhere at the back of the throat, the English on the 
tip of their tongue, and finally, the Scots, who pronounce their "r"s about 30 
inches in front of their face. All this makes it even more difficult to 
understand a Scot, unless of course you have the same intake of whisky as he 
does, when it becomes perfectly understandable.

Finally, if you use absolutely normal English words in a sentence (and English 
IS the official language of a much abused Scotland), and shift the "rr"s 
backwards 30 inches, "In y'rrrr Tarrrrtan Brrrrreeks" becomes "In your 
trousers", a totally useless but oft used Scots comment, closely allied to the 
popular "Piss Off" used in England.

I shudder at the thought of a Scot saying out loud "Round the ruggd rock, the 
ragged rascal ran". John Cleese can say this so much better !

Dear Richmond, from a Celt to a Celt, hoping that I have stirred the cauldron 
enough, and hoping that you please make an effort to beat the shit out of the 
French Rugby team on Saturday…. 

Best Regards

-Francis
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