Surely a LolCats style caption competition is needed? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcats (for those who have no idea what I'm talking about).
So, your starter captions:
I is not paying Microsoft Now
We is Shuttleworths kittenz
We is huntin that red rat wot you told us of
M.
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