Recently, in a private discussion with the Maikrosoft(R) Public Relations group, we have decided for ubuntu-cy to be sponsored by Maikrosoft(R) in exchange to promote to all of our members and Ubuntu users the wonderful line of Maikrosoft(R)(I)(C)(H) "Smile!"(R) products. As of today, all ubuntu-cy members will have an @maikrosoft.com.cy email if they are willing to provide community support for "Smile!" products. We hope that none of you is offended by this action and that a lot of people will happily take care of the community work our dear sponsor, Maikrosoft(R) is providing for us.
Q: What is "Smile!"? A: "Smile!" is the whole new line of products that Maikrosoft intends to use. Its processor is based entirely on leeches, the all-famous "live chip" for biological computing and bio-cybernetics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biologically-inspired_computing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_cybernetics It can have speeds of up to 10Ghz and an amazing boot-up loading time of only ONE SECOND! Q: Wow!! That's awesome! But are these leeches... really alive? How do they keep on living? A: Basically, you have to give 10ml of blood or empty a can of beer for the whole system to operate. But that's just a minor detail, you'll have 10GHz of speed for a few millilitres of your blood/beer. This was the prototype: http://tinyurl.com/ctzhh4 ..and this is the real thing: http://tinyurl.com/d6ktaj Q: So what is actually Maikrosoft sponsoring? A: The list: http://lists.ubuntu.com - now it's hosted on Maikrosoft "Smile!" 98. The site: http://www.ubuntucy.org - also hosted on Maikrosoft "Smile!" 98 Service Pack 100. The writer: The house, the car, the phone, the laptop. Q: I'm an ubuntu-cy member and a subscriber of this mailing list. What do I have to do? A: Just continue what you were doing before. I get the fancy car, you get to do the leg work. :-) Maikrosoft and "Smile!" are respected trademarks of the Maikrosoft corporation. I am not affiliated nor related to Maikrosoft in any way. P.S. This email is sent to promote the "Smile!" application, if you didn't understand it yet: - Please see: http://bit.ly/8XNbL http://bit.ly/LW64Z - Please read: http://bit.ly/98jj3
