** Description changed:

  Binary package hint: gnome-control-center
  
  This is a wish item.  Keytouch  is a program that automatically sets up
  the keys of those non-standard keyboards, you know the ones with those
  multimedia keys, whatever.  gnome-keybindings-properties should have a
  connection with keytouch, at least informing the user of its existence.
  
  gnome-keybindings-properties is unable to take advantage of these extra
  keys at all, where as keytouch is quite the opposite, it takes advantage
  of these keys beautifully.  Keytouch has reasonable defaults, and has
  the flexibility to accommodate anything.  But, the point of this bug
  report is not to sell keytouch.  Keytouch is great.
  
  The problem was  how damn hard it was to find out about keytouch!  I
  googled, I asked in #ubuntu, I googled again, I gave up.  Then, one day
  I'm trying random factoids on ubottu, I thought, lets try !shortcuts
  factoid, see if it even exists.  Voila!  There it is.  A link to a
  description of keytouch
  
  gnome-keybindings-properties should have some connection to keytouch.
  One can dream up some automated install system,  and some clean way of
  switching between interfaces with ease, but that seems like a whole lota
  of work where there is a much simpler solution.
  
  Have keytouch prominently described in the help section.
  
  <rant id="Crap shortcut help">Everything in the help section is pretty
  useless anyway.  Its so bad, it looks like a poorly paid intern wrote
  it.  The first third is a description of what a keyboard shortcut is.
  Why do I need a description of  what a shortcut is?  What kind of person
  is going to click the System menu, then the preferences menu, then the
  keyboard shortcuts menu, and NOT know what keyboard shortcut is?  Are
  there computer grannies clicking around on all the menus without a clue,
  finding themselves with a strange window with lots of gibberish entitled
  "Keyboard Shortcuts", and then saying to themselves, "I'm not going to
  do what any normal unsavvy computer user would do, close this
  meaningless window, and write emails to my friends, I'm gona click the
  HELP button."  Well, that person is fucked, because the 2 liner
  explanation of what keyboard shortcut is simple yet obtuse enough that
  probably only people who already know what a keyboard shortcut is will
  understand it.  Well, fuck those granny hackers anyway, because thats
  what tutorials and general walkthroughs are for.
  
  Next, is a restating of the directions of how to use the keyboard
  shortcuts applet, which are ALREADY PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED IN THE MAIN
  WINDOW.  (I'm sorry, did I loose you with the capitol letters?  Please
  read the contents of this parenthesized section to understand more
  clearly.  The directions are "already prominently displayed in the main
  window.")
  
- The last section describes how the shortcuts are organized, incase you 
couldn't figure it out from the setup already there?  Lets see, there is a 
heading called "Desktop".  I wonder what kind of shortcuts could be there?  Its 
must be tough to figure out, lets check the help file: "Desktop: These are 
general shortcuts for the... whole... desktop..."  Brilliant!  I must be on the 
path to enlightenment.  NO, I feel like I'm in an episode of the angry 
videogame nerd reviewing one of the worst games  ever.  Oh, but I have been 
unfair to this section.  There is more, there is a "such as".  Yes, instead of 
looking at the listing of actual shorcuts available, I get a "such as" to point 
out some of the "finer" shortcuts to be had.  POINTLESS BULLSHIT!
+ The last section describes how the shortcuts are organized, incase you 
couldn't figure it out from the setup already there?  Lets see, there is a 
heading called "Desktop".  I wonder what kind of shortcuts could be there?  Its 
must be tough to figure out, lets check the help file: "Desktop: These are 
general shortcuts for the... whole... desktop..."  Brilliant!  I must be on the 
path to enlightenment.  NO, I feel like I'm in an episode of the angry 
videogame nerd reviewing one of the worst games  ever.  Oh, but I have been 
unfair to this section.  There is more, there is a "such as".  Yes, instead of 
looking at the listing of actual shorcuts available, I look at this stupid help 
file, with its "such as" section listing some of the "finer" shortcuts to be 
had.  POINTLESS BULLSHIT!
  This help file is so pathetic is reminds me of one of the bits on redvsblue.  
There are two groups of soldiers fighting each other, and they are under the 
orders of some "command".  The orders from command are simple: try harder, do 
better.  Its funny because sometimes the attempts we make at the things we do 
in life are so pathetic that that's all the advice that we can really be given; 
try harder, do better.
+ Try harder, do better?
  </rant>
  
  Anyway, I thrashed that help file as much as I could.  I hope you take
  it with the humor intended.  If you had trouble, I suggest you check out
  the angry video game nerd on youtube, and redvsblue.com.  Both are funny
  as hell.
  
  
- Back to the original point.  Please make it easy to find out about keytouch.  
Just include a blurb in the help file or something.  Or make an "advanced" 
button that tells you about keytouch.  This would save allot of people trouble, 
and give them a greater feeling that their hardware is strongly supported in 
Ubuntu.
+ Back to the original point.  Please make it easy to find out about keytouch.  
Just include a blurb in the help file or something.  Or make an "advanced" 
button that tells you about keytouch.  This would save those looking to setup 
their keyboards ALLOT of trouble, and give them a greater feeling that their 
hardware is strongly supported in Ubuntu.

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keytouch should be connected with gnome-keybindings-properties
https://bugs.launchpad.net/bugs/264209
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