You know, it is truely amazing to me that this kind of failure to
provide a properly working application will continue, apparently,
without any hope for change, forever.

This particular crash with old "$HOME/.sane" files has been know since at least 
2004:
 https://lists.ubuntu.com/archives/ubuntu-users/2004-October/008823.html
Here I'm running Ubuntu 8.10 Intrepid, and on into 2009 June, and still, 
_exactly_ the same broken behavior, more than _5_years_on.

At some point, a reasonable person would come to realize the nature of a
pattern, in this case, that xsane will _always_ and _forever_ seg fault
on startup with old .sane config files.  Then, of course, the man page
should politley inform the casual user of this "feature" by explaining
that "xsane will indicate an upgrade by crashing with a segmentation
fault", right?  And then this casual user will know exactly what to do
next, with themselves, right?

In contrast, a self-deluded person would insinuate to other people the
fraudulent claim that "Yes, will will make xsane run without crashing,
and we will make xsane report truely _useful_ error messages to the
casual user, guiding them toward a course of action which will lead to
full xsane functionality".  Gee, doesn't that sound nice - so friendly
and reassuring - and such a lie nonetheless.

My "xsane" package tells me:
 Maintainer: Ubuntu Core Developers <ubuntu-devel-disc...@lists.ubuntu.com>
 Original-Maintainer: Julien BLACHE <jbla...@debian.org>

"Who are those guys?" I wonder.  Some anonymous, faceless "them"
perhaps.  I suppose that means that, really, there is no "maintainer",
or that, maybe, this "maintainer" is some self-deluded crazy person, who
thinks, with all sincerity, that "segmentation fault" is a proper type
of error response for my grandmother, trying to use her scanner with
this Ubuntu thing.

Aren't corporate free-software distributions wonderful?!  And why,
really, would all those silly users waste their time, finding problems
and entering bug reports, when they can just as easily go bang their
heads against brick walls?

Oh, and don't forget that other wonderful Ubuntu xsane feature,
attaching the scanner with no user pemissions, no users in group
"scanner", no error messages, no installation instructions, and no notes
in the man pages, just that tried-and-true "segmentation fault" to warm
the heart!

Ah, where would we be without these jovial "Ubuntu Core Developers"
watching over my grandmother, now, and into the future?  "Y'all get back
to us, real soon now!"  Like, anytime within the next 100 years or so
will be fine, I'm sure.  Don't hurry on my account.  'Cause I know how
to use Google to fix problems - and many of those  other poor Ubuntu
losers - like my grandmother - don't.  Hey, if they can't take a joke,
screw 'em, right?

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xsane crashes on startup with sigsegv
https://bugs.launchpad.net/bugs/217524
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