So feeding it Nigerian scam spam would increase it's financial well-being (and possibly cause it to speak with an accent), feeding it medical spam would cause it to become healthier, and pr0n spam would increase its, er, social well-being?
What happens when you feed it ham? (It's Friday afternoon, but I'm in the wrong timezone to enjoy it quite yet.) On Fri, 9 Jan 2004, Chris Santerre wrote: > Ok, this one is out in left field but I think it would make spam fun. The > idea jumped in my head from a Spam-L post. Are you sitting down? > > Tamogachi Gorilla Spam!!! > > So we figure out a way to implement a pet gorilla program into spamassassin. > Each spam runs thru an algorithm to produce a token. This token's binary > pattern is then fed to the pet gorilla to produce some effect. Emotional, > Physical, and possibly environmental. > > Your pet gorilla would be at the mercy of what kind of spam you got. Imagine > checking your email in the morning and finding your pet gorilla is drunk on > banana rum punch and screaming for food! > > Good way to get people to feed spam into bayes! > > People would be walking around asking each other, "How's your monkey today?" > > Ok, it's 5:30 PM Friday. I really need to go home! > > (Watch someone market this and make millions.) > Tamogachi Gorilla Spam (tm.) Patent pending...blah blah lol...... > > Chris Santerre > System Admin and SA Custom Rules Emporium keeper > http://www.merchantsoverseas.com/wwwroot/gorilla/sa_rules.htm > "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy > Wonka > > > ------------------------------------------------------- > This SF.net email is sponsored by: Perforce Software. > Perforce is the Fast Software Configuration Management System offering > advanced branching capabilities and atomic changes on 50+ platforms. > Free Eval! http://www.perforce.com/perforce/loadprog.html > _______________________________________________ > Spamassassin-talk mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > https://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/spamassassin-talk > -- Adam Lopresto http://cec.wustl.edu/~adam/ By relieving the brain of all unnecessary work, a good notation sets it free to concentrate on more advanced problems, and in effect increases the mental power of the race. Before the introduction of the Arabic notation, multiplication was difficult, and the division even of integers called into play the highest mathematical faculties. Probably nothing in the modern world would have more astonished a Greek mathematician than to learn that...a large proportion of the population of Western Europe could perform the operation of division for the largest numbers. This fact would have seemed to him a sheer impossibility...our modern power of easy reckoning with decimal fractions is the almost miraculous result of gradual discovery of a perfect notation. --Alfred North Whitehead ------------------------------------------------------- This SF.net email is sponsored by: Perforce Software. Perforce is the Fast Software Configuration Management System offering advanced branching capabilities and atomic changes on 50+ platforms. Free Eval! http://www.perforce.com/perforce/loadprog.html _______________________________________________ Spamassassin-talk mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] https://lists.sourceforge.net/lists/listinfo/spamassassin-talk
