All in good fun, I suppose. :-) I have a signature that scores about 30 points in spamassassin, but this is ridiculous.
Hmm, I wonder how many of you won't even see this message. ----- Forwarded message from the Troll under the Belltown Bridge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ----- From: the Troll under the Belltown Bridge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 06 Mar 2002 17:18:19 -0800 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: SPAM: 213.50 [!CrackMonkey!] SpamAssassin this, MOFO!!! ADV: Your Membership Exchange order -- Question to eBay seller g.r.a.p.e? Organization: WoozleWorks (woozle.org) X-Spam-Status: Yes, hits=213.5 required=5.0 tests=ORDER_STATUS,YR_MEMBERSHIP_EXCH,PLING,SUBJ_ENDS_IN_Q_MARK,PLING_PLING,ADVERT_CODE,SUBJ_HAS_SPACES,Q_FOR_SELLER,DEAR_FRIEND,DEAR_SOMEBODY,FREE_CONSULTATION,ADDRESSES_ON_CD,DIRECT_EMAIL,INCREASE_SALES,ASKS_BILLING_ADDRESS,MASS_EMAIL,STRONG_BUY,WANTS_CREDIT_CARD,TRACE_BY_SSN,ONLINE_BIZ_OPS,MONEY_MAKING,MICRO_CAP_WARNING,OPT_IN,SOCIAL_SEC_NUMBER,CHECK_OR_MONEY_ORDER,YOU_HAVE_BEEN_SELECTED,FOR_FREE,EMAIL_MARKETING,CASHCASHCASH,NO_QS_ASKED,PURE_PROFIT,FREE_PRIORITY_MAIL,BILLION_DOLLARS,FULL_REFUND,LIMITED_TIME_ONLY,VIAGRA,GUARANTEE,ONE_HUNDRED_PC_FREE,STOCK_PICK,PROFITS,CALL_NOW,CALL_FREE,OPPORTUNITY,LASER_PRINTER,ONE_HUNDRED_PC_GUAR,AMAZING,BRAND_NEW_PAGER,BUGGY_CGI,BUGGY_CGI_PT,BUGGY_CGI_DE,BUGGY_CGI_DE_3,BUGGY_CGI_ES,BUGGY_CGI_ES_2,REPLY_REMOVE_SUBJECT,REMOVE_SUBJ,SUBJ_REMOVE,REMOVE_IN_QUOTES,EXCUSE_1,EXCUSE_2,EXCUSE_3,EXCUSE_4,EXCUSE_6,EXCUSE_8,EXCUSE_9,SECTION_301,S_1618,EU_200_32_CE,PARA_A_2_C_OF_1618,BILL_1618,SENT_IN_COMPLIANCE,ONE_TIME_MAILING,PRODUCED_AND_SENT_OUT,INTL_EXEC_GUILD,ANOTHER_NET_AD,COMMUNIGATE,AUTO_EMAIL_REMOVAL,FILTERED_BY_WORLDREMOVE,LINE_OF_YELLING,HTML_WITH_BGCOLOR,SLIGHTLY_UNSAFE_JAVASCRIPT,REALLY_UNSAFE_JAVASCRIPT,JAVASCRIPT,SPAM_FORM_RETURN,SPAM_FORM,HTTP_ESCAPED_HOST,HTTP_WITH_EMAIL_IN_URL,HTTP_USERNAME_USED,NORMAL_HTTP_TO_IP,LONG_NUMERIC_HTTP_ADDR,NUMERIC_HTTP_ADDR,RAZOR_CHECK version=2.11 SPAM: ---- Start SpamAssassin results SPAM: 213.5 hits, 5 required; SPAM: * 1.3 -- Subject looks like order info SPAM: * 4.2 -- Subject contains 'Your Membership Exchange' SPAM: * 1.0 -- Subject has an exclamation mark SPAM: * 0.0 -- Subject: ends in a question mark SPAM: * 0.6 -- Subject has lots of exclamation marks SPAM: * 1.7 -- Subject: contains advertising tag SPAM: * 2.5 -- Subject contains lots of white space SPAM: * 1.0 -- Subject is an eBay question SPAM: * -0.2 -- BODY: How dear can you be if you don't know my name? SPAM: * -0.5 -- BODY: Contains 'Dear Somebody' SPAM: * 4.6 -- BODY: Offers a free consultation SPAM: * 1.2 -- BODY: Only thing addresses on CD are useful for is SPAM SPAM: * 1.2 -- BODY: Talks about direct email SPAM: * -1.3 -- BODY: Offers increased sales SPAM: * 0.7 -- BODY: Asks for a billing address SPAM: * 1.1 -- BODY: Talks about mass email SPAM: * 6.1 -- BODY: Tells you about a strong buy SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: Asks for credit card details SPAM: * 2.9 -- BODY: Talks about tracing by SSN SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: Wants you to do business online SPAM: * 4.3 -- BODY: Discusses money making SPAM: * 6.1 -- BODY: SEC-mandated penny-stock warning -- thanks SEC SPAM: * 2.0 -- BODY: Talks about opting in SPAM: * 3.6 -- BODY: Talks about social security numbers SPAM: * 3.8 -- BODY: Talk about a check or money order SPAM: * 3.2 -- BODY: "You have been selected as a finalist", sure SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: No such thing as a free lunch SPAM: * 2.0 -- BODY: Talks about email marketing SPAM: * -0.8 -- BODY: Contains at least 3 dollar signs in a row SPAM: * 4.9 -- BODY: Doesn't ask any questions SPAM: * 4.9 -- BODY: Profit is dirty, not pure SPAM: * 2.1 -- BODY: There's no such thing as a free shipping SPAM: * 4.7 -- BODY: Talks about lots of money SPAM: * 2.8 -- BODY: Offers a full refund SPAM: * 3.3 -- BODY: Offers a limited time offer SPAM: * 1.5 -- BODY: Plugs Viagra SPAM: * 3.3 -- BODY: Contains word 'guarantee' in all-caps SPAM: * 2.2 -- BODY: No such thing as a free lunch SPAM: * 2.7 -- BODY: Offers a stock pick SPAM: * -0.2 -- BODY: Contains word 'profits' in all-caps SPAM: * 2.9 -- BODY: Urges you to call now SPAM: * 2.2 -- BODY: Contains a tollfree number SPAM: * -0.7 -- BODY: Gives information about an opportunity SPAM: * 3.9 -- BODY: Discusses laser printer supplies SPAM: * 3.3 -- BODY: One hundred percent guaranteed SPAM: * 3.1 -- BODY: Contains word 'AMAZING' SPAM: * 4.9 -- BODY: No such thing as a free lunch SPAM: * 5.0 -- BODY: Broken CGI script message SPAM: * 4.0 -- BODY: Broken Portuguese CGI script message SPAM: * 4.0 -- BODY: Broken German CGI script message SPAM: * 4.0 -- BODY: Broken German CGI script message (3) SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: Broken Spanish CGI script message SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: Broken Spanish CGI script message (2) SPAM: * 4.6 -- BODY: List removal information SPAM: * 4.5 -- BODY: List removal information SPAM: * -0.5 -- BODY: List removal information SPAM: * 2.1 -- BODY: List removal information SPAM: * 2.1 -- BODY: Gives a lame excuse about why you were sent this SPAM SPAM: * 3.5 -- BODY: Claims you actually asked for this SPAM SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: Claims you can be removed from the list SPAM: * 4.1 -- BODY: Claims you can be removed from the list SPAM: * 1.6 -- BODY: Claims you can be removed from the list SPAM: * 4.4 -- BODY: Claims you can be removed from the list SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: Claims you can be removed from the list SPAM: * 1.6 -- BODY: Claims compliance with SPAM regulations SPAM: * 0.9 -- BODY: Claims compliance with senate bill 1618 SPAM: * 1.0 -- BODY: Claims compliance with SPAM regulations SPAM: * 6.0 -- BODY: Claims compliance with senate bill 1618 SPAM: * 2.0 -- BODY: Claims compliance with senate bill 1618 SPAM: * 0.5 -- BODY: Claims compliance with SPAM regulations SPAM: * 1.3 -- BODY: 'one time mailing' doesn't mean it isn't spam SPAM: * 6.8 -- BODY: Tells you it's an ad SPAM: * 3.5 -- BODY: Well known SPAM senders SPAM: * 3.0 -- BODY: Tells you it's an ad SPAM: * -0.4 -- BODY: Communigate is SPAM software SPAM: * 3.9 -- BODY: Claims auto-email removal SPAM: * 4.0 -- BODY: Claims to listen to some removal request list SPAM: * 2.7 -- BODY: A WHOLE LINE OF YELLING DETECTED SPAM: * 1.6 -- BODY: HTML mail with non-white background SPAM: * 1.3 -- BODY: JavaScript code which can easily be executed SPAM: * 1.1 -- BODY: Auto-executing JavaScript code SPAM: * 0.1 -- BODY: JavaScript code SPAM: * 3.5 -- BODY: Form for checking email address SPAM: * 0.1 -- BODY: Form for changing email address SPAM: * 1.8 -- BODY: Uses %-escapes inside a URL's hostname SPAM: * 1.8 -- BODY: 'remove' URL contains an email address SPAM: * 0.8 -- BODY: Uses a username in a URL SPAM: * 2.5 -- BODY: Uses a dotted-decimal IP address in URL SPAM: * 2.1 -- BODY: Uses a long numeric IP address in URL SPAM: * 2.5 -- BODY: Uses a numeric IP address in URL SPAM: * 3.0 -- Listed in Razor, see http://razor.sourceforge.net/ SPAM: SPAM: ---- End of SpamAssassin results Dear Friend Lingu, You have been selected as a finalist! 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