Heather, thank you for the speedy reply.  I did not believe it but getting this 
on another list and not knowing anything about the Onion I wanted to make sure 
my reply will be sane.  

Barbara



   

  The Onion is known for parody and sarcasm.I seriously doubt much of anything 
on there is "truth".more likely a means to show a sarcastic response to other 
real executive orders. Making fun of the idiocy of some decisions made in 
government these days is sport. The Onion just takes it to extremes sometimes.

   

  Heather