Medicare Part G If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care
of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare
Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You
may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison
for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over
your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all
the health care you need Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s
great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or
heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit
you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of
this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go
into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you
are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more
income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your
senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!
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