“Lenin was certainly right, there is no subtler, no surer means of overturning the basis of existing society than to debauch the currency. This process engages all the hidden forces of economic law on the side of destruction, and does it in a manner not one man in a million is able to diagnose." Keynes
Begin forwarded message: > From: Pastor Rob Bremer <[email protected]> > Date: July 9, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM EDT > To: Randy Baldwin <[email protected]>, Samantha Baldwin > <[email protected]>, Beau Bremer <[email protected]> > Subject: Fwd: Warning from Maggie Valley, NC > > > > > CAUTION in Maggie Valley¡ > > In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and > California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, > as well as those wanting to visit... > > Before you come to Maggie Valley to visit you must be aware of what is > happening here. There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are > vacationing here in record numbers...theres no room to move, let alone to > drive or bicycle. > > We were just told the Valley is sinking due to the weight of tourists and > come’eres. > > So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing, I think you > should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and > motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat > you alive with ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers. There’s not a “Tick Town” > named here just for fun! > > Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guys wearing > speedos. > > Our rivers, and streams are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while > the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes. > > The Elk have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children. > > The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your > wife/girlfriend is hot. > > Snakes... don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins > here, and the Diamond Back Rattler Cobras. > > The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation. > > We have had bear sightings at every park and they are after your picnic > baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars – they > especially love White Claw. > > Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this > season. > > We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. > Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the > local playground equipment. > > Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and > wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer. Our possum no longer > play possum and will growl and snap their sharp teeth at you as they give > chase. > > Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms > of giant crickets and even some attack grasshoppers. > Scorpions have now migrated here and have been congregating in massive > quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are > now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy. > > I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger > King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns. > > Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats. > > Oh, and no one is vaccinated. And we all have guns. > > I hear Idaho and Louisiana are really nice though. > CAUTION in Maggie Valley¡ > > In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and > California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, > as well as those wanting to visit... > > Before you come to Maggie Valley to visit you must be aware of what is > happening here. There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are > vacationing here in record numbers...theres no room to move, let alone to > drive or bicycle. > > We were just told the Valley is sinking due to the weight of tourists and > come’eres. > > So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing, I think you > should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and > motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat > you alive with ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers. There’s not a “Tick Town” > named here just for fun! > > Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guys wearing > speedos. > > Our rivers, and streams are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while > the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes. > > The Elk have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children. > > The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your > wife/girlfriend is hot. > > Snakes... don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins > here, and the Diamond Back Rattler Cobras. > > The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation. > > We have had bear sightings at every park and they are after your picnic > baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars – they > especially love White Claw. > > Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this > season. > > We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. > Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the > local playground equipment. > > Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and > wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer. Our possum no longer > play possum and will growl and snap their sharp teeth at you as they give > chase. > > Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms > of giant crickets and even some attack grasshoppers. > Scorpions have now migrated here and have been congregating in massive > quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are > now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy. > > I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger > King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns. > > Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats. > > Oh, and no one is vaccinated. And we all have guns. > > I hear Idaho and Louisiana are really nice though. > > > > >
