How  To Avoid The flu.  

 Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and  veggies
Take your vitamins and bump up your  vitamin  C. 
Get  plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune  system.
Walk for at least an hour a day..  Go for a  swim..  
Take the stairs instead of the  elevator, etc. 
                    Wash your hands often.   If you can't wash them,
keep  a  bottle of antibacterial stuff around . That's EIS of  course.
Get lots of fresh air. 
Open doors & windows whenever  possible.
Try  to eliminate as much stress from your life   as you can. 
          Get plenty of  rest.    OR    Take the doctor's  approach.. 
Think about it...
When  you go for a flu shot,what do they do  first?  They clean your arm 
with alcohol...
Why ???  Because alcohol Kills germs  !!!
I  walk to  the liquor store. (exercise) 
I put lime in my lager  ....(fruit) 
Celery in my Bloody Mary  (veggies) 
Drink outdoors on  the bar patio..(fresh  air) 
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)  
Then pass out. (rest)      The  way I see it
If  you keep your alcohol levels up
flu germs can't  get  you! 

My grandmother always  said... 
'A shot in the glass  
is better than one in the  ass!"