On 14/06/2021 04:38, Ameya Nagarajan wrote: > As promised (threatened?). Hit me with your favourite puns. > > Rules: > 1. Maximum 2 per person > 2. A good pun doesn't need an elaborate setup > 3. Bonus points for being bilingual!
Oooh... Amongst my people, the best puns are known as "Dad Jokes". A good source of them is https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/ but here's a few examples, to save people from having to go to Reddit: I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?" "Ammonia cleaner." She replied. I said, "Sorry, I thought you were a pharmacist." ... I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I replied "the count from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, "I assure you, he does." -- Alaric Snell-Pym (M0KTN neé M7KIT) http://www.snell-pym.org.uk/alaric/
