On Saturday 12 Sep 2009 1:01:21 pm J. Alfred Prufrock wrote:
> >  I wonder if farting quietly in public - or even melodiously - is good
> > etiquette.
>
> It's da nose dat knows! (with apologies to Jimmy Durante)

Not sure if this came up on Silk before but there is a Sanskrit poem about 
farting

Dharram-bharram bhayam naasti
Kuya-puya cha madhyamam
thussakaaram maha ghoram
nisshabdam praana sankatam

Which means

The loud (farts) are not to be feared
the squeaks are in between
the hisses are terrible but
it's the silent ones that are deadly

Hearing my grandfather fart decades ago and finding myself taking after my 
grandfather I find that this poem is sort of pointing in the right 
direction - even it it isn't 100% accurate, and I have tried to find a 
scientific explanation which I believe I have done.

The smell of your fart is derived from compounds like 3-methyl indole,  
hydrogen sulphide and other delicious odors. However fart gas can be odorless 
with methane and hydrogen and nitrogen from swallowed air.

When the rectum is full of shit any gas in the rectum is loaded with these 
scents. The anus itself is able to distinguish between solid and gas. When 
you fart with your rectum full of shit you are letting out odor laden gas. It 
is silent, or less noisy because of two reasons which will become apparent 
after I write of farting from a rectum full of gas but no shit.

A rectum full of gas but no shit often (but not invariably) has nearly 
odorless gas. When you ler het rip the walls of the rectum act as a 
resonating chamber and the anus itself is a ring that vibrates unrestircted 
by damping from any solid resting against it. The large volume of gas 
escaping causes the anus to vibrate in much the same way as your lip vibrates 
when you imitate the sound of a fart. The empty rectum walls act as 
resonating chamber. Try and imitate the sound of a fart alternately with your 
cheeks blown out and without allowing your cheeks to blow out and you will 
hear and feel a difference.

Depending on the amount of shit in your rectum the vibration of your anus is 
restricted both by damping from shit and low volumes of odor filled gas 
restricting the onset and continuation of vibration of your anus. 

The totaly silent fart is one that is let off when you are nearing the time to 
go for a crap. The retcum is full, the anus does not vibrate and the odor is 
indeed deadly.

Now how's that for a bottom post? 

shiv


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