Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-29 Thread Patrick Moore
Now this is an interesting collection of "over my heads." Speaking of being ridden away from by people 20 years older than you, a friend who just did his 3rd Santa Fe Century (he is 63 or 64 and *very* fit) told me that women in the 70s do the entire 107 mile route in less time than he, and nope,

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-28 Thread Corwin Zechar
Late to the party here - but I think getting in over your head is one of the most exciting things about life. I find myself getting in over my head at nearly every opportunity. I've been on club rides where guys twenty years older than me rode away from me going uphill, and downhill! I've ridd

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-20 Thread George Schick
Now that we've pretty thoroughly hijacked this blog thread: Patrick, if you've been building your own cassettes for 20 years, where have you been able to purchase individual cogs (and spacers) in order to assemble your own desired combination? Everything I've noticed when removing cassettes f

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-20 Thread Piaw Na
According to Rivendell Reader Index - The smell of cold http://notfine.com/rivreader/RR-index.pdf it was rivendell reader #11 On Saturday, May 20, 2023 at 9:58:59 AM UTC-7 Patrick Moore wrote: > I've been home-building cassettes for 20 years at least after I got > sufficiently frustrated with s

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-20 Thread Patrick Moore
I've been home-building cassettes for 20 years at least after I got sufficiently frustrated with stock combinations; in friction (and even indexed) they have shifted fine. I agree about 11 sp chains; at least, I'm using an 11 on my (custom, built with Miche cogs) 10 sp cassette and I've never had b

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-20 Thread Piaw Na
I used a hybrid 2X crossover/half stepped 7 sp (half-stepped the middle 5, 13 outer with 48/92" for downhills, 32 inner with 45/35" for climbing) for a while that worked very well (Kelly Take-Offs were the perfect shifter), but there was a big jump to the 35" low gear. Riv content: 1995 Riv c

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Patrick Moore
It was frustration with duplicate gears that drove me to riding fixed drivetrains. Seriously, I used to spend a great deal of time calculating gear charts (good way to while away boring staff meetings). Even with close-ratio crossover triples there were always annoying (conceptually annoying if no

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Leah Peterson
Lol, Ted, I’m sorry! I’m sure it was the walk of shame for you after that chain dropped. And the paint!!! Those pedals are Spank Oozy pedals, anodized in a teal color. I dearly love them, and they have weathered well.On May 19, 2023, at 4:44 PM, Ted Durant wrote:On Friday, May 19, 2023 at 3:16:38

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Piaw Na
It’s good to hear that people like their 1x - Grant talked about it in his blog and he didn’t have the praise for it I was expecting. He's never tried 1x with an 11s friction shifter. :-) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RBW Owners Bunch" group.

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread 藍俊彪
If you go way back to the 5-6 speed freewheel cassette days, the typical bike was a 10 speed (really 8 speed since you can't go big/big or small/small). It stands to reason once cassettes got to 11s, you didn't really need the front derailleur/shifter any more as long as your low gears/high gears w

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Patrick Moore
No, my remarks bear only on the question whether setting up fds to shift well and actually shifting them is inherently difficult, particularly with small granny rings. The thrust of the discussion was: "I ditched my fd and found life much easier." And this with regard to granny rings in particular.

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread 藍俊彪
> 24/38/48 was default gearing for triples back in the 7 and 8 speed days; > well, perhaps 24/36/46 was more typical but I used the former with no > problem. > > My question was: Do wide (11-12-13 cog) cassettes with the wider chain > angles tend to throw chains off of the grannies in triple ring s

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Patrick Moore
24/38/48 was default gearing for triples back in the 7 and 8 speed days; well, perhaps 24/36/46 was more typical but I used the former with no problem. My question was: Do wide (11-12-13 cog) cassettes with the wider chain angles tend to throw chains off of the grannies in triple ring setups? But

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Johnny Alien
I am not a hardcore 1x advocate but both of my bikes are setup that way and for me personally it just works well. I get the gearing that works for me in a super simple package. On Friday, May 19, 2023 at 6:16:00 PM UTC-4 pi...@gmail.com wrote: > >> Could ever wider cassettes contribute to thro

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread 藍俊彪
Oops. I meant to write that 2x is much more reliable than 3x. My 2x drivetrain almost never gets into trouble. On Fri, May 19, 2023 at 3:15 PM Piaw Na(藍俊彪) wrote: > >> Could ever wider cassettes contribute to throwing chains off chainrings? >> >> The transition to 1x includes a narrow wide chain

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread 藍俊彪
> > > Could ever wider cassettes contribute to throwing chains off chainrings? > > The transition to 1x includes a narrow wide chainring and a rear derailleur clutch so chains don't come off chainring. It works. And yes, 2X are much more reliable than 1x. But the default Shimano/SRAM gearing doesn'

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Patrick Moore
Maybe I simply don't shift aggressively, but like Laing I never had problems with wide-range 2X compact front setups and even triples back in the 7-speed days seemed to shift fine in and out of the granny with a little care; at any rate, that's what you did if you wanted to get up a steep hill, and

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread 藍俊彪
Are modern FDs really that bad / hard to adjust? i learned to ride a 2x5 > drivetrain (Schwinn Suburban) in 1969. That bike weighed 38 lbs, but it > always shifted just fine. I rode 2x and 3x with only Campagnolo Nuovo > Record FDs from 1972 to 2002, never a problem (maybe a Suntour Cyclone in > th

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Doug Hansford
They probably aren’t that hard to adjust. I just couldn’t get the hang of it. I actually like 2x9 gearing and may try it again at some point.DougSent from my iPhoneOn May 19, 2023, at 6:01 PM, lconley wrote:Are modern FDs really that bad / hard to adjust? i learned to ride a 2x5 drivetrain (Schwi

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread lconley
Are modern FDs really that bad / hard to adjust? i learned to ride a 2x5 drivetrain (Schwinn Suburban) in 1969. That bike weighed 38 lbs, but it always shifted just fine. I rode 2x and 3x with only Campagnolo Nuovo Record FDs from 1972 to 2002, never a problem (maybe a Suntour Cyclone in there

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Doug Hansford
I just changed my Clem to 1x and it’s been great. I could never adjust the FD and finally had enough.  DougSent from my iPhoneOn May 19, 2023, at 5:31 PM, Leah Peterson wrote:I’ve got 1x on my other Platypus! It’s really nice to have both types of gearing. I don’t know that I really drop my red b

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Leah Peterson
I’ve got 1x on my other Platypus! It’s really nice to have both types of gearing. I don’t know that I really drop my red bike’s chain but I have done it many times on my Clem. I wish that thing was 1x…It’s good to hear that people like their 1x - Grant talked about it in his blog and he didn’t have

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread 藍俊彪
> > > Actually, it took me a full year to get the front derailer on one of my > bikes to shift without drama, and I've been wrenching personally and > professionally for 50 years. On a lovely gravel road in Maine, I had just > just passed a couple of young women on horses and started up a hill. > F

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-19 Thread Ted Durant
On Friday, May 19, 2023 at 3:16:38 PM UTC-5 Bicycle Belle Ding Ding! wrote: Fine, I thought, I guess I’ll actually use the granny gear - you know the small cog in the front? I have only ever used that in Vegas on Killer Hill. I’d never dreamed of using it on a club ride for fear that the chain w

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-18 Thread 藍俊彪
On Thu, May 18, 2023 at 6:57 AM Johnny Alien wrote: > It's interesting that you see them having numbness problems. I have all > upright bars now because they work for me but I have found that none of > them really give the number of hand positions that a really nice drop bar > (or albastache) has

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-18 Thread Johnny Alien
It's interesting that you see them having numbness problems. I have all upright bars now because they work for me but I have found that none of them really give the number of hand positions that a really nice drop bar (or albastache) has. I know that the concept of hand positions are there but

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-18 Thread Garth
I remember when I was pickup w/a shell camping traveling out West from Ohio and spent a few days to rest and ride in Utah with my sister and her husband I'll call JE who own/runs a local bike shop and a quite strong rider, or so I read and heard. It's not like I had ever ridden with him before,

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Pam Bikes
Do your ride - your own way - on your bike. You know I only ride my Betty. I ride w/plenty of carbon fiber, Ti bikes. I don't like to go that fast so I usually don't do group road rides. I don't want to be going fast w/people who I'm not familiar with or a route I'm not familiar with. I'v

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!
Aw, thanks, Jason! Everything you say is true about the challenges of riding an upright bike. I have thought about drop bars but I’ve never used them and I don’t think I want to, even if they help. I see the other riders shaking the numbness out of their hands and I just don’t think I could ge

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!
You look fantastic, Jock. Just plain *fit. * Kudos and bravo and all that stuff. I love your description of happy country rides, lost in your thoughts. I am going to try to squeeze one of those in tomorrow. But guess what I’m doing after that? I got talked into brining my Platypus to an intro t

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!
Rich, ha! This pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it?! Thanks for finding this. L On Wednesday, May 17, 2023 at 12:11:37 PM UTC-4 RichS wrote: > Dear Leah, > > Kudos to you for participating and then hanging with a group of gofasters; > something I don't have a desire to do. I have begun taking p

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!
Ted, You’re lucky to have found a riding partner that matches your rhythm. Hang on to that friendship! Our club is pretty strict about obeying traffic rules and being polite. We had one guy complain about a group of us on a ride saying that the group was 3 wide. It went right to the club presid

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread George Schick
Worthy question, but it all depends upon what one means by "getting in over your head." My honest answer to that would be "yes" during the mid-70's when I attempted to compete in what was then known back then as "Cat. 4" amateur racing. This was when I was in my mid-20's and I attempted to co

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Leah Peterson
Ok, George, very good, but the question remains: Have you ever gotten in over your head? Or did you read all the books…LeahSent from my iPhoneOn May 17, 2023, at 3:25 PM, George Schick wrote:I'm old, old, and old enough to have used Eugene Sloane's "Complete Book of Bicycling" as my guide into se

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Patrick Moore
Perhaps American usage is different. In any event, it's of little importance since the important thing is the way of pedaling. And you may be right about riding the hooks in pacelines. http://www.perfectcondition.ltd.uk/Articles/honking/Honking.htm https://www.sportsdefinitions.com/cycling/honk/

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread George Schick
Patrick - as far as I know, "honking" may have been used for either seated or standing positions, but the way I recall Sloane describing it, it consisted of placing one's hands on the flat bar tops. It's difficult to imagine hands in that position when standing on the pedals. Also, in paceline

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Patrick Moore
I generally agree with George's information, only "honking" means standing and pushing hard on the pedals, usually uphill. I think it's an old British term. Also, I don't think that you use the hooks for drafting, tho' I confess that my knowledge here is gained from reading, since I have never ridd

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread George Schick
I'm old, old, and old enough to have used Eugene Sloane's "Complete Book of Bicycling" as my guide into serious cycling back in the early '70's. In his book he goes through great pains, including photos, to explain the five or so hand positions available to a cyclist riding with standard drop r

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Jason Fuller
Late to the conversation - great story-telling as always, and highly relatable Leah! I have certainly been there, although maybe not entirely by surprise in my case. I ride with friends who have very fast, lightweight bikes and I'm never totally sure how much to blame my bike vs. my legs, but

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Patrick Moore
That's a funny story. Long ago my then-wife/now ex-wife decided to try out the Spinning (tm) class at the nearby gym. Her only cycling experience was about 25 miles total on our 2 tandems (on the first of which -- wholly inappropriate lightweight 531C Orbit racing tandem that wagged like a dog unde

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Bill Lindsay
My comical "getting in over my head" story is not a cycling story, but I think it still has familiar emotions My wife is an avid flamenco afficionado. She takes classes multiple times per week, attends shows almost every weekend, and savors the Spanish, Gypsy and North African cultural streams

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Ted Durant
On Wednesday, May 17, 2023 at 5:36:22 AM UTC-5 Jay LePree wrote: I think this is exacerbated by the growth of Swift, etc. Riders have increasingly big engines, but not the riding skills to harness them safely in a group ride. That's been a subject of conversation at the pro level, where p

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Bill Schairer
In addition to all that has been said, I find gearing can make a huge difference. I've geared each of my bikes for a different style of riding. My Atlantis is geared for loaded touring and currently has 50mm tires for off pavement capability. It has lower gears and bigger steps between gears

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread ascpgh
Leah's true sufferfest may have been reduced tolerance to the over necessity of all the "go-fast" gear, the seeming standard issue of the average bicyclist, while under the duress of her 10/10ths performance. The interesting part is that she did more on that ride than the rest. All their stiffe

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-17 Thread Jay LePree
Leah - It is Jersey Jay. Platypus owner via Analogue. It seems that while the ride was unpleasant, you did keep up, which is quite impressive. I am approach my 56th trip around the sun in Dec, and about 15 years ago, much attibutable to what you experienced, I stopped my group rides. It is t

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Joe Bernard
Hehe, this is my secret plan for if I'm ever on a Leah group ride: a hidden motor in the downtube 🙃 On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 6:39:39 PM UTC-7 pi...@gmail.com wrote: > I just realized that I forgot to mention the easiest way to keep up: I > converted my wife's Cheviot into an ebike. > https:

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Piaw Na
I just realized that I forgot to mention the easiest way to keep up: I converted my wife's Cheviot into an ebike. https://blog.piaw.net/2020/12/installation-review-swytch-e-bike.html On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 6:01:26 PM UTC-7 Ted Durant wrote: > On Monday, May 15, 2023 at 8:13:53 PM UTC-5 Bic

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Ted Durant
On Monday, May 15, 2023 at 8:13:53 PM UTC-5 Bicycle Belle Ding Ding! wrote: Have you ever gotten in over your head? Well, Leah, if you'd really been in over your head you'd have drowned :-) Sounds to me like, even though it was a harder effort you are used to, you performed quite well. That's

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Doug H.
Leah, I would LOVE to do a Clem ride. I wish geography wasn't a barrier but if we can get a few Clem riders in the same location that would be a blast! For the record, I was even riding a carbon road bike while being pushed up hill. Yes, it was humbling. lol Doug On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 4:3

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread 藍俊彪
The Cheviot's my wife's bike, so it was just that once. I ride the triplet or my custom touring bike for club rides. On Tue, May 16, 2023 at 1:54 PM Leah Peterson wrote: > Piaw, no way! This is so amusing. I would have LOVED a photo. > > Do you ever ride your Cheviot on club rides or just that o

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Leah Peterson
Piaw, no way! This is so amusing. I would have LOVED a photo. Do you ever ride your Cheviot on club rides or just that once?Sent from my iPhoneOn May 16, 2023, at 4:45 PM, Piaw Na wrote:When Grant Petersen was visiting the south bay, we went on a ride with him organized by the Bicycle Outfitter.

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Leah Peterson
Thanks, Brian and Joe! Everything I do scares me now. It’s my new thing. Keeps me humble and makes for some funny chitchat here.Sent from my iPhoneOn May 16, 2023, at 4:45 PM, Piaw Na wrote:When Grant Petersen was visiting the south bay, we went on a ride with him organized by the Bicycle Outfitt

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread 藍俊彪
When Grant Petersen was visiting the south bay, we went on a ride with him organized by the Bicycle Outfitter. My girlfriend and I was on a tandem, and of course we weren't keeping up. So he rode up to us and started pushing us with his hand on my girlfriend's back. Then Mark rode up and started he

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Leah Peterson
Doug, I laughed out loud. The guy pushing you! 😂 It’s so humbling, right? We need to organize a Clem ride, which is where we’d be right at home. We’d call it a Clems With Nothing To Prove Ride. The terror of trying and failing to keep up at high speeds would be but a distant memory.Sent from my iPh

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Patrick Moore
What about a Platypus with aero bars? Worked for Greg LeMond. In a color to match that lovely -- mauve purple? I'm slightly color blind in the red spectrum (but I still insist that it's lovely). On Tue, May 16, 2023 at 2:31 PM Leah Peterson wrote: > I would also like to see a video of my sufferi

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread 藍俊彪
Weight is secondary to aerodynamics. At 15mph, more than half the energy goes into overcoming air resistance, and that goes up with the cube of the speed from there. On Tue, May 16, 2023 at 1:31 PM Leah Peterson wrote: > I would also like to see a video of my suffering. And handlebar streamers >

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Leah Peterson
I would also like to see a video of my suffering. And handlebar streamers and white basket will be forthcoming. I wondered why I wasn’t faster in the downhill, too. I’m thinking it’s because though my bike is heavier, my bodyweight is less than theirs. I’m hard for the women to keep up with on the

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Doug H.
I was on a group ride with a fast rider years ago and tried to keep up but could not. As I'm on his rear wheel and giving my last bit of effort not to drop off the rider behind me screams "don't let him drop you!". My heart and lungs just didn't have another gear so he did drop me. On another da

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Patrick Moore
I'd love to see a video of Leah suffering on the Platypus with handlbar streamers and white straw basket to keep up with the fast boys on carbon fiber. But good job, says someone whose fast days are long gone. But Leah ought to be winner on the downhills. Long ago, as a spritely early 50-something

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Joe Bernard
"Sounds like you crushed it Leah! Way to get out of your comfort zone." Haha, from what I've seen over the years getting out of the comfort zone is Leah's comfort zone 💪😁 Joe Bernard On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 8:18:00 AM UTC-7 bmfo...@gmail.com wrote: > Sounds like you crushed it Leah! Way

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Brian Forsee
Sounds like you crushed it Leah! Way to get out of your comfort zone. Brian On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 9:57:11 AM UTC-5 Patrick Moore wrote: > And climbing, at least the steeper hills. At least, I find a very > noticeable difference in ease of climbing on my lightest bike (18 lb, 76” > gear)

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Patrick Moore
And climbing, at least the steeper hills. At least, I find a very noticeable difference in ease of climbing on my lightest bike (18 lb, 76” gear) and my heaviest with road tires — tires that roll as well as those on the lightest bike (32 lb, derailleur gears). But with good tires and an aero tu

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Piaw Na
I once rode the Cheviot with the bike club when my wife and kids refused to keep riding after the lunch stop. I was surprised that I was fast enough to keep up with the fast riders. If you want to go fast, there are a few things that the Cheviot does that makes it harder: 1. If you're not u

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread Howard Ramsay
It's always worth the effort to try something new. On Tuesday, May 16, 2023 at 8:47:59 AM UTC-5 DavidP wrote: > Leah, I'm impressed by how you have found ways to make the Platypus work > on fast group rides - even if it is a bit more work. Your observation about > momentum is apt and the way yo

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread DavidP
Leah, I'm impressed by how you have found ways to make the Platypus work on fast group rides - even if it is a bit more work. Your observation about momentum is apt and the way you've adjusted to maintain it is great. Julian's point about the riding position is valid and your Billie bars allow

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-16 Thread lconley
The answer is yes, but not recently. The upcoming North Carolina Riv Ride will be a challenge - no hills to practice on in south Florida. Note that you can still do an aero tuck even on a flat bar Platypus - its is kind of awkward, your hands are sort of beside your shoulders, or you can put yo

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-15 Thread Julian Westerhout
Leah, Riding position and bike weight (and wheel weight) are a big part of it -- a lot less of a sail at speed compared to your Platypus. Lots of relatively cheap "classic" vintage 1980s-1990s steel bikes with performance like the Roadeo out there -- perhaps look for one near you to try wit

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-15 Thread Julian Westerhout
Leah, In answer to your question, yes, indeed. The most similar was about 16 years ago -- new to town, showed up to a club "ice cream" ride -- to me that meant casual ride with a stop for ice cream -- but at the time that particular ride was a fast paced 15 miles out to eat ice cream, then 15

Re: [RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-15 Thread Leah Peterson
Grant would have to make a mixte version! I have wondered about it, Julian. How much faster would a Roadeo be, I wonder? And what makes it so?Sent from my iPhoneOn May 15, 2023, at 9:30 PM, Julian Westerhout wrote:Leah, Perhaps a Roadeo is in your future   ;)    Julian WesterhoutBloomington,

[RBW] Re: Getting in over my head

2023-05-15 Thread Julian Westerhout
Leah, Perhaps a Roadeo is in your future ;) Julian Westerhout Bloomington, IL On Monday, May 15, 2023 at 8:13:53 PM UTC-5 Bicycle Belle Ding Ding! wrote: > I just want to talk bikes. I don’t have anything to post FS or WTB…I just > want to tell Riv people this dumb story that happe