Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jochem Maas
Richard Lynch wrote: On Thu, April 13, 2006 2:25 pm, Jochem Maas wrote: Anthony Ettinger wrote: if PHP could PHP a PHP page, how much PHP would a PHP page take to PHP a PHP page? One line: heh Richard, now your just showing off ;-) -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Richard Lynch
On Thu, April 13, 2006 2:25 pm, Jochem Maas wrote: > Anthony Ettinger wrote: >> if PHP could PHP a PHP page, how much PHP would a PHP page take to >> PHP >> a PHP page? One line: -- Like Music? http://l-i-e.com/artists.htm -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, vis

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Richard Lynch
On Thu, April 13, 2006 10:21 am, Mad Unix wrote: > can you please send some interview questions for php > i have in few days to inteview some people. > > -- > madunix > Communications Engineering (RWTH Aachen University) > Systems and Network Engineer > MCSE, IBM AIX System Specialist, CCNP, CCSP(S

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Richard Lynch
On Thu, April 13, 2006 2:46 pm, John Nichel wrote: > Chrome wrote: >> [snip] >> How would you like it if someone who didn't have a clue as to your >> expertise, interviewed you and then judged you as to what you know? >> [/snip] >> >> Like upper management? ;) >> > > *ding ding ding* > > We have a

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread John Nichel
Chrome wrote: [snip] How would you like it if someone who didn't have a clue as to your expertise, interviewed you and then judged you as to what you know? [/snip] Like upper management? ;) *ding ding ding* We have a winner! I love the 'deer in headlights' look our CEO gets when I explain t

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Chrome
Sent: 13 April 2006 19:49 To: Mad Unix; php-general@lists.php.net Subject: Re: [PHP] interview At 5:21 PM +0200 4/13/06, Mad Unix wrote: >can you please send some interview questions for php >i have in few days to inteview some people. > > >-- >madunix If you know php, why ar

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jochem Maas
Anthony Ettinger wrote: if PHP could PHP a PHP page, how much PHP would a PHP page take to PHP a PHP page? dunno. but it's sounds like a Pretty Hard Problem to solve. :-) I just envisaging the guy to be interviewed reading this list right now ... we should run a sweepstake on whether he bothers

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Anthony Ettinger
if PHP could PHP a PHP page, how much PHP would a PHP page take to PHP a PHP page? On 4/13/06, Ryan A <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > If a coal cart could cart coal, how much coal would a coal cart cart... if a > coal cart could cart coal? > > -- > PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) > T

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Ryan A
If a coal cart could cart coal, how much coal would a coal cart cart... if a coal cart could cart coal? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread tedd
At 5:21 PM +0200 4/13/06, Mad Unix wrote: can you please send some interview questions for php i have in few days to inteview some people. -- madunix If you know php, why are you asking us do your work for you? else What are you doing interviewing someone for a php position? How would yo

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Bobby Matthis
How about questions they want to hear?: 1) Would you mind receiving a very large paycheck? 2) Do company cars offend you? 3) Would you like a scholarship offered for every one of your children? Ask those three questions, and you have hired them.that's all I know :) -Original Message--

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Joe Henry
On Thursday 13 April 2006 11:13 am, Robert Cummings wrote: > On Thu, 2006-04-13 at 12:56, Wolf wrote: > > How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?? > > Canadian, American, or "Other" woodchuck? > Leave or we shall taunt you a second time! -- Joe Henry www.celebr

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Robert Cummings
On Thu, 2006-04-13 at 12:56, Wolf wrote: > How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?? Canadian, American, or "Other" woodchuck? Cheers, Rob. -- .. | InterJinn Application Framework - http://www.interjinn.c

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jay Blanchard
[snip] How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?? [/snip] Sub-question A; using a regular wood chuck? Sub-question B; using a PHP wood chuck? (Never mind the expense) -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.p

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Wolf
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Anas Mughal
These are all very good questions. And, to top it all, here is a question that was recently posted to the list: How does apache improves PHP? Good luck!!! On 4/13/06, Jeffrey Pearson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > How about the Presidential election?!! > > > On Apr 13, 2006, at 9:23 AM, Jay

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jeffrey Pearson
How about the Presidential election?!! On Apr 13, 2006, at 9:23 AM, Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] Great, now the interviewee will be able to cheat. Way to go Jay. [/snip] *blush* I know. I wonder where we could apply, that way we can skew the results so that the cheating doesn't matter. --

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jay Blanchard
[snip] Great, now the interviewee will be able to cheat. Way to go Jay. [/snip] *blush* I know. I wonder where we could apply, that way we can skew the results so that the cheating doesn't matter. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.p

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread John Nichel
Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] Will PHP help me save money on my car insurance? [/snip] No, but a fifteen minute call to Geico will. Wait. That is an answer. I so suck at this. Great, now the interviewee will be able to cheat. Way to go Jay. -- John C. Nichel IV Programmer/System Admin (ÜberG

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jay Blanchard
[snip] Will PHP help me save money on my car insurance? [/snip] No, but a fifteen minute call to Geico will. Wait. That is an answer. I so suck at this. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread John Nichel
Mad Unix wrote: can you please send some interview questions for php i have in few days to inteview some people. Will PHP help me save money on my car insurance? -- John C. Nichel IV Programmer/System Admin (ÜberGeek) Dot Com Holdings of Buffalo 716.856.9675 [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- PHP General

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Chris Boget
> >can you please send some interview questions for php i have in few days > >to inteview some people. > 1) If I use PHP, and you use PHP, and everyone on this list uses PHP... > what colour is my car? Hamburger. Oh, wait... > 2) How do I avoid the number 42? Trip over the number 41 and apolo

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Angelo Zanetti
Stut wrote: Mad Unix wrote: can you please send some interview questions for php i have in few days to inteview some people. 1) If I use PHP, and you use PHP, and everyone on this list uses PHP... what colour is my car? 2) How do I avoid the number 42? 3) What time is it Eccles? HTH!

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jochem Maas
Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] can you please send some interview questions for php i have in few days to inteview some people. [/snip] 1. How's you mum? 2. What is PHP? 3. Have you met any of the folks on that list? 4. Can you ask them questions about PHP? 5. is blue better than red? -- PHP Ge

Re: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Stut
Mad Unix wrote: can you please send some interview questions for php i have in few days to inteview some people. 1) If I use PHP, and you use PHP, and everyone on this list uses PHP... what colour is my car? 2) How do I avoid the number 42? 3) What time is it Eccles? HTH! -Stut -- PHP

RE: [PHP] interview

2006-04-13 Thread Jay Blanchard
[snip] can you please send some interview questions for php i have in few days to inteview some people. [/snip] 1. How's you mum? 2. What is PHP? 3. Have you met any of the folks on that list? 4. Can you ask them questions about PHP? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscrib