Robin Vickery wrote:
2008/6/27 Brice <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
A classical :
echo PHP_EOL;
If even your kids don't know your name, since you're always busy hacking
away:
"Rest in peace"
posix_getppid();
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Susie
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2008/6/27 Brice <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> Hi gang:
>>
>> For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
>>
>> "Always on the edge of greatness"
>>
>> Dan offered:
>>
>> or or
>>
>> >function dan($dat
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Hi gang:
>
> For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
>
> "Always on the edge of greatness"
>
> Dan offered:
>
> or or
>
> function dan($dateOfDeath) {
>return "Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-
410
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:12 PM, Jason Murray <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Body not found? Who do you think I am? Jesus?
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:01 PM, Robert Cummings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
>> I'm thinking:
>>
>> > header("HTTP/1.1 410 Gone");
>> die();
>> ?>
>
> What about a 404? >:)
>
>
>header( 'HTT
On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
> I'm thinking:
>
> header("HTTP/1.1 410 Gone");
> die();
> ?>
What about a 404? >:)
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I'm thinking:
Regards,
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 1:54 PM, David Giragosian <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> My favorite vi command:
>
> e! Damn it. e!
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2008/6/26 Robert Cummings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> * What's wrong with a simple Heptadecagon?
>
> It'll look like a circle on your tombstone... why not use a star
> instead? :B
>
I wasn't sure that anyone else would be familiar with the idea. Nice!
Dotan Cohen
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My favorite vi command:
e! Damn it. e!
On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:33 -0500, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:
> > -Original Message-
> > From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
> > To: php php
> > Subject: Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
> >
> > Or
On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 20:06 +0300, Dotan Cohen wrote:
> 2008/6/26 tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> > Hi gang:
> >
> > For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
> >
> > "Always on the edge of greatness"
> >
> > Dan offered:
> >
> > or or
> >
> > >function dan($dateO
2008/6/26 tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> Hi gang:
>
> For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
>
> "Always on the edge of greatness"
>
> Dan offered:
>
> or or
>
> function dan($dateOfDeath) {
>return "Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - ".$dateOfDeath";
>}
On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:01 -0400, Christoph Boget wrote:
> > "Always on the edge of greatness"
>
> "Tripped on his way to the edge of greatness"
"I'm leaching into the water supply."
Cheers,
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> -Original Message-
> From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
> To: php php
> Subject: Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
>
> Or
>
> unlink('tedd');
I think that would've already been done, eh? ;)
trigger_error('B-bye');
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 12:45 PM, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Or
>
> unlink('tedd');
>
>
> Cheers,
>
> tedd
>
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Or
unlink('tedd');
Cheers,
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:51 AM, Eric Butera <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> [snip]
>
> echo "Fatal error: Maximum execution time of {$duration} seconds exceeded";
> [/snip]
>
That's awesome
how about
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At 9:49 AM -0500 6/26/08, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:
I want something like "Download complete"
I would prefer "Upload complete". :-)
Cheers,
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if ($user_name == "Dan S") {
echo "Quit while you're ahead";
}
exit;
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 11:29 AM, Christoph Boget
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> if ($user_name = "Dan Brown") {
>> echo "GOING DOWN?!";
>> } else {
>> echo "Welcome to Heaven";
>> }
>
> So I guess that means we're all on the express elevator down. Looks
> like it'll get awfully full... :p
Y
> if ($user_name = "Dan Brown") {
> echo "GOING DOWN?!";
> } else {
> echo "Welcome to Heaven";
> }
So I guess that means we're all on the express elevator down. Looks
like it'll get awfully full... :p
thnx,
Chris
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if ($user_name = "Dan Brown") {
echo "GOING DOWN?!";
} else {
echo "Welcome to Heaven";
}
On 6/26/08, Daniel Brown <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> 2008/6/26 Dan Shirah <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> > > include 'connection.php';
> > $inquire = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan'"
2008/6/26 Dan Shirah <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> include 'connection.php';
> $inquire = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan'";
> $count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
> $rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
> $pulse = $rowcount['total'];
>
> if ($heartbeat > 0) {
> echo "_/\^___/
>
> What would you like on your Tombstone? (<-- that's actually a
> trademarked saying)
>
I've always liked Spike Milligan's:
"I told you I was ill"
:)
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echo "_/\^___/\^/\^___";
} else {
echo "";
}
?>
> "Always on the edge of greatness"
"Tripped on his way to the edge of greatness"
thnx,
Christoph
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[snip]
[/snip]
No tombstone required.
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On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Hi gang:
>
> For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
>
> "Always on the edge of greatness"
>
> Dan offered:
>
> or or
>
> function dan($dateOfDeath) {
>return "Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:37 AM, Dan Shirah <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> if ($you_can_read_this = "Yes") {
> echo "STOP STANDING ON ME!";
> }
> ?>
That will always evaluate to TRUE because you're setting the
variable in your if() condition.
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> -Original Message-
> From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:31 AM
> To: php php
> Subject: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
>
> Hi gang:
>
> For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit
> of:
>
> "Always on the edge of greatnes
tedd wrote:
Hi gang:
For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
"Always on the edge of greatness"
Dan offered:
or or
What would you like on your Tombstone? (<-- that's actually a
trademarked saying)
Hi,
There are plenty of things that cross my mind abou
On 6/26/08, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Hi gang:
>
> For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
>
> "Always on the edge of greatness"
>
> Dan offered:
>
> or or
>
> function dan($dateOfDeath) {
>return "Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - ".$dateOfD
On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> What would you like on your Tombstone? (<-- that's actually a trademarked
> saying)
"What do you want on your Tombstone?"
"Pepperoni and sausage!"
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