Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Manoj Nahar: > and much needed function > > debug_and_test_all_my_code(); > Which is the most likely of all the functions here. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

And he signs "IT Professional" and he wants to go back to COBOL! LOL Cesar John Manko wrote: I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

"Robert Cummings" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Unfortunately I don't think some people "got" the joke. Next thing you > know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the > punchline ;) > I guess I got burned on that. I honselty though I could save one

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

Dont tell you boss about those new "intelligent features" of PHP ;-) LOL. Petre Agenbag wrote: Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect "what I want to do", and instead of m

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

and much needed function debug_and_test_all_my_code(); Jay Blanchard wrote: [snip] Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect "what I want to do", and instead of me having to

RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

[snip] Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect "what I want to do", and instead of me having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the application... That way our b

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

Quit horsing around fellas, what if the developers take interest in this thread and decide it's a good idea to release PHP6 with cranial electrodes that will detect "what I want to do", and instead of me having to code the application, PHP will just spit out the application... That way our bosses w

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Step Schwarz: > I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an > error. HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this > bug in PHP5? LOL! -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

I'm trying to open a pop-up window with PHP but I keep getting an error. HELP! Does anyone know if they plan to fix this bug in PHP5? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php

RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

[snip] > >Unfortunately I don't think some people "got" the joke. Next thing you > >know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the > >punchline ;) [/snip] RTFM at http://www.php.net/itsajoke or STFW at http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=PHP+jokes (which, BTW ha

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 15:24, John Manko wrote: > LOL :) - Now that's funny! > > Robert Cummings wrote: > > >Unfortunately I don't think some people "got" the joke. Next thing you > >know their going to complain that PHP should have told them the > >punchline ;) > > > >Cheers, > >Rob. Oh fer Pet

RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

Hmm. You're right. Maybe something like the following would help: ". $rs .""; ?> -Original Message- From: Robert Cummings [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:24 PM To: Chris Hubbard Cc: John Manko; PHP General Subject: RE: [PHP]

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

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RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

umber of recent > posts. Congrats. Been a while since I laughed this hard. Cobol. egad. > That's a nice touch. > Thanks for the levity. > chris > > > -Original Message- > From: John Manko [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 2:04 P

RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

y, July 24, 2003 2:04 PM To: PHP General Subject: [PHP] PHP should know my data! I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I sp

Re: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

On Thu, 2003-07-24 at 15:04, John Manko wrote: > I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The > application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data > belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I > spent 2 long days writing thi

RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

> From: Chris W. Parker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 3:07 PM > To: John Manko; PHP General > Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data! > > > Color me ignorant... Isn't "ignorant" the color they dropped from the rainbow? Red, O

RE: [PHP] PHP should know my data!

John Manko on Thursday, July 24, 2003 3:04 PM said: > Sometimes I wonder how long this > "innovative" technology will last when there are incompetent > languages like PHP, Perl, and Java. Color me disappointed. Color me ignorant, but what the heck are you talking a

[PHP] PHP should know my data!

I just wrote a web app, but I'm completely disgusted with PHP. The application works great, but PHP is not smart enough to know what data belongs in my database. Really, I have to enter the stuff in myself. I spent 2 long days writing this (sweating and crying), and you mean to tell me that