Additional basic info:
The jenkins master is running on a 32 core box, we have 38 slaves (of which
10 are currently down), everything in the build queue (6) is waiting on a
specially tagged slave. I can run api or UI requests. System load
average on the master is 0.06, jenkins is using about
Jenkins 1.634
Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.7.0_55-b13)
Lots more info at https://gist.github.com/wwalker/fc85ea65033ac9b0f714
In short, if I make 1000 simple requests
(https://jenkins/hudson/job/$i/config.xml) where $i is iterating over a
list of job names, these return in a very co