t, then changes the root password, enables telnet, and hops on IRC to
notify the person who uploaded it, or something.
The system does work. It just doesn't provide instant gratification. If you
really need things to happen in real-time, email the FreeBSD
en bandwidth limit which would be configured in the script. Think `tail
-f`. Functionality is handled outside of apache so no danger of crashes. Just
create the .htaccess in such a way that the end-user can't delete/modify it,
and have it do a Redirect. For robustness' sake, move an
