The problem is that in order to implement named function arguments, both the
caller and callee must agree on the calling convention (i.e. how arguments are
passed, in what order, etc.). In general, it isn't possible to know this in all
circumstances, due to things like a callee being implemented
So the original proposal here is for introducing a named parameter syntax.
The reason I like named parameters is b/c the order of parameters doesn't
matter – when they do matter it's easy for refactoring to introduce hard to
catch bugs. Pattern matching has been proposed as the idiomatic way to
