Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-06 Thread Robert Holtzman
On Mon, 6 Jul 2009, Dotan Cohen wrote: I like to offend midgets. Can we do that now? Just a few small jokes? I'd prefer if you do a Jew joke! I'll do my best not to get offended. You might not but I might send "Moishe the Shtarker" to push a button on him. Thin skinned? Yup! -- Bob Holtz

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-06 Thread Cybe R. Wizard
On Mon, 6 Jul 2009 09:30:34 +0300 Dotan Cohen wrote: > I'd prefer if you do a Jew joke! I'll do my best not to get offended. > Anybody else volunteer for humiliation? Little Jewish boy asks his father for thirty dollars. Dad says, "Twenty dollars! Why do you need ten dollars?" Unfortunately,

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jul 6, 2009, at 2:30 AM, Dotan Cohen wrote: I like to offend midgets. Can we do that now? Just a few small jokes? I'd prefer if you do a Jew joke! I'll do my best not to get offended. Anybody else volunteer for humiliation? I'm a Trekkie. Unfortunately, I don't live in my Mother's base

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Dotan Cohen
> I like to offend midgets. Can we do that now? Just a few small jokes? > I'd prefer if you do a Jew joke! I'll do my best not to get offended. Anybody else volunteer for humiliation? -- Dotan Cohen http://what-is-what.com http://gibberish.co.il -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-user-requ..

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Michael McGlothlin
I like to offend midgets. Can we do that now? Just a few small jokes? Thanks, Michael McGlothlin On Jul 5, 2009, at 5:45 AM, Raquel wrote: On Sun, 5 Jul 2009 11:00:31 +0100 Harry Rickards wrote: Also, regarding the women wanting this thread to stop being offensive to them, it's probably on

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jul 5, 2009, at 1:55 PM, Dotan Cohen wrote: It's too bad that some people are so thin-skinned that a word like "boobies" upsets them. It's not like we're talking about raping someone, for instance. Now I'm really offended. The thread stops here. And now we know the thread will go on

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Dotan Cohen
> And all of this for a fanatical bird watcher.  The correct command is You cannot be serious! Any fanatical bid watcher would naturally prefer to see Great Tits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tits -- Dotan Cohen http://what-is-what.com http://gibberish.co.il -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Dotan Cohen
> It's too bad that some people are so thin-skinned that a word like "boobies" > upsets them.  It's not like we're talking about raping someone, for > instance. > Now I'm really offended. The thread stops here. -- Dotan Cohen http://what-is-what.com http://gibberish.co.il -- To UNSUBSCRIBE,

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Robert Baron
And all of this for a fanatical bird watcher. I will help you with the correct command. It is: curl "http://www.geo.cornell.edu/geology/GalapagosWWW/BlueFoot.html"; | grep boobies which returns: % Total% Received % Xferd Average Speed TimeTime Time Current

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Robert Baron
And all of this for a fanatical bird watcher. The correct command is > curl "http://www.geo.cornell.edu/geology/GalapagosWWW/BlueFoot.html"; | grep boobies % Total% Received % Xferd Average Speed TimeTime Time Current Dload Upload Total Spent

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Napoleon
Raquel wrote: On Sun, 5 Jul 2009 11:00:31 +0100 Harry Rickards wrote: Also, regarding the women wanting this thread to stop being offensive to them, it's probably only encouraged some people. Why not create a thread that offends/embarrases all the guys on the list? I wonder how long it would

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Raquel
On Sun, 5 Jul 2009 11:00:31 +0100 Harry Rickards wrote: > Also, regarding the women wanting this thread to stop being > offensive to them, it's probably only encouraged some people. Why > not create a thread that offends/embarrases all the guys on the > list? I wonder how long it would continue

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Dotan Cohen
>> Fanboy! "Human" is the Ubuntu colour/icon scheme! > > Fanboy!  Ubuntu is Debian Sid Lite pretending to be some other OS and GUI. > > Whosh! -- Dotan Cohen http://what-is-what.com http://gibberish.co.il -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-user-requ...@lists.debian.or

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Michael McGlothlin
Tyler please contact me regarding Yi support. Thanks, Michael McGlothlin On Jul 4, 2009, at 3:20 PM, Tyler MacDonald wrote: Lisi Reisz wrote: ...unless there might still be some women somewhere on Usenet. alias woman "locate; talk; date; uptime; gawk; head; clean; sleep" And then they w

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Harry Rickards
On 5 Jul 2009, at 09:32, "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote: On Sun, 5 Jul 2009 02:37:32 -0400 Hal Vaughan wrote: Ubuntu is Debian Sid Lite pretending to be some other OS and GUI. Hal Debian Sid is using upstart now? What, only an option? Which is lite again? Cybe R. Wizard -- There is absolute

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Cybe R. Wizard
On Sun, 5 Jul 2009 02:37:32 -0400 Hal Vaughan wrote: > Ubuntu is Debian Sid Lite pretending to be some other OS and > GUI. > > > Hal Debian Sid is using upstart now? What, only an option? Which is lite again? Cybe R. Wizard -- There is absolutely no substitute for a complete lack of info

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-05 Thread Rustam
On Sun, 2009-07-05 at 02:37 -0400, Hal Vaughan wrote: > On Jul 5, 2009, at 2:32 AM, Dotan Cohen wrote: > > >>> haha :D it doesn't work too. can we make linux more "human" ? > >> > >> Then it'd be called a Mac. > >> > > > > Fanboy! "Human" is the Ubuntu colour/icon scheme! i mean human as human bei

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jul 5, 2009, at 2:32 AM, Dotan Cohen wrote: haha :D it doesn't work too. can we make linux more "human" ? Then it'd be called a Mac. Fanboy! "Human" is the Ubuntu colour/icon scheme! Fanboy! Ubuntu is Debian Sid Lite pretending to be some other OS and GUI. Hal -- To UNSUBSCRIB

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Dotan Cohen
>> haha :D it doesn't work too. can we make linux more "human" ? > > Then it'd be called a Mac. > Fanboy! "Human" is the Ubuntu colour/icon scheme! -- Dotan Cohen http://what-is-what.com http://gibberish.co.il -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-user-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject o

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jul 5, 2009, at 1:50 AM, Rustam wrote: On Sun, 2009-07-05 at 00:33 +0300, Dotan Cohen wrote: ... [snip] ... haha :) well, i know some might think this thread is offended, some might just delete. the truth is this is OT. but despite that, let me post my first reply to this: It doesn't work

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Rustam
On Sun, 2009-07-05 at 00:33 +0300, Dotan Cohen wrote: ... [snip] ... haha :) well, i know some might think this thread is offended, some might just delete. the truth is this is OT. but despite that, let me post my first reply to this: > It doesn't work that way, I've been trying for ages! > > ja

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Robert Mills
That's how I interpreted all of this, nor did I feel any of the people here were objectifying women (or even geeks, though they were the target of the humour). It did lead to an interesting debate I've recently finished about how individuals often read into such statements false intentionality

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Chris Jones
On Sat, Jul 04, 2009 at 09:21:58PM EDT, Hal Vaughan wrote: > Streisand effect, especially known to be prevalent on Debian-User. Or, as > Hal's Law states: The surest way to make sure a thread continues ad > nauseam on Debian-User is to give even the slightest suggestion it may be > off-topic.

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jul 4, 2009, at 8:43 PM, Nate Bargmann wrote: * Lisi Reisz [2009 Jul 04 16:10 -0500]: On Saturday 04 July 2009 20:33:14 Dotan Cohen wrote: $ sudo apt-get install woman Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done E: Couldn't find package woman $

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Nate Bargmann
* Lisi Reisz [2009 Jul 04 16:10 -0500]: > On Saturday 04 July 2009 20:33:14 Dotan Cohen wrote: > > > $ sudo apt-get install woman > > > Reading package lists... Done > > > Building dependency tree > > > Reading state information... Done > > > E: Couldn't find package woman > > > $ > > > > > > Oh,

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jul 4, 2009, at 5:07 PM, Lisi Reisz wrote: On Saturday 04 July 2009 20:33:14 Dotan Cohen wrote: $ sudo apt-get install woman Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done E: Couldn't find package woman $ Oh, oh. Out of luck, I'd guess. ...unless

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Dotan Cohen
> I don't think she cares if _you're_ offended or not, she's asking nicely if > you'll stop because it does bother some people. Your feelings on the issue are > totally irrelevant, since you have no experience being constantly treated like > an object of someone's infantile desires, in the media, i

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Wayne Topa
Tyler MacDonald wrote: Lisi Reisz wrote: ...unless there might still be some women somewhere on Usenet. alias woman "locate; talk; date; uptime; gawk; head; clean; sleep" And then they wonder why some women find IT a hostile area Seriously, there are female readers of this list. Could w

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread JoeHill
Tyler MacDonald wrote: > Lisi Reisz wrote: > > > > ...unless there might still be some women somewhere on Usenet. > > > > > > alias woman "locate; talk; date; uptime; gawk; head; clean; sleep" > > > > And then they wonder why some women find IT a hostile area > > > > Seriously, there a

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Dotan Cohen
>> > > ...unless there might still be some women somewhere on Usenet. >> > >> > alias woman "locate; talk; date; uptime; gawk; head; clean; sleep" >> >> And then they wonder why some women find IT a hostile area >> >> Seriously, there are female readers of this list.  Could we at least pretend

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jul 4, 2009, at 3:28 PM, Cybe R. Wizard wrote: On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 21:44:51 +1200 Chris Bannister wrote: On Sun, Jun 28, 2009 at 08:47:09AM -0500, Nate Bargmann wrote: * Comcast Master Account [2009 Jun 27 15:05 -0500]: hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work h

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Tyler MacDonald
Lisi Reisz wrote: > > > ...unless there might still be some women somewhere on Usenet. > > > > alias woman "locate; talk; date; uptime; gawk; head; clean; sleep" > > And then they wonder why some women find IT a hostile area > > Seriously, there are female readers of this list. Could we at

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Lisi Reisz
On Saturday 04 July 2009 20:33:14 Dotan Cohen wrote: > > $ sudo apt-get install woman > > Reading package lists... Done > > Building dependency tree > > Reading state information... Done > > E: Couldn't find package woman > > $ > > > > Oh, oh.  Out of luck, I'd guess. > > > > ...unless there might

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Dotan Cohen
> $ sudo apt-get install woman > Reading package lists... Done > Building dependency tree > Reading state information... Done > E: Couldn't find package woman > $ > > Oh, oh.  Out of luck, I'd guess. > > ...unless there might still be some women somewhere on Usenet. > alias woman "locate; talk; d

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Cybe R. Wizard
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 21:44:51 +1200 Chris Bannister wrote: > On Sun, Jun 28, 2009 at 08:47:09AM -0500, Nate Bargmann wrote: > > * Comcast Master Account [2009 Jun > > 27 15:05 -0500]: > > > hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work > > > how i get boobies thx > > > > I gue

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-07-04 Thread Chris Bannister
On Sun, Jun 28, 2009 at 08:47:09AM -0500, Nate Bargmann wrote: > * Comcast Master Account [2009 Jun 27 15:05 > -0500]: > > hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work how > > i get boobies thx > > I guess that if you can't grep any boobies, then the following commands > wil

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-28 Thread Nate Bargmann
* Comcast Master Account [2009 Jun 27 15:05 -0500]: > hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work how > i get boobies thx I guess that if you can't grep any boobies, then the following commands will be difficult to invoke: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, mo

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-28 Thread Dotan Cohen
>> Even so, I still have to say "Get a grep on yourself."  :) > > That was really awkward but I guess it had to be sed. > thatwasbad! -- Dotan Cohen http://what-is-what.com http://gibberish.co.il -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-user-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject of "unsubscribe".

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Kent West
Hal Vaughan wrote: > > On Jun 27, 2009, at 4:53 PM, Scarletdown wrote: > >> >> >> On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 1:34 PM, John Musbach >> wrote: >> I apologize, I had a virus on my computer and it was doing all kinds >> of weird stuff. Sorry! >> >> On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM, Comcast Master >> Accou

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Damon Chesser
On Sat, 2009-06-27 at 16:45 -0500, Chris wrote: > On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:30:43 -0500 > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote: > > > On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:53:26 -0700 > > Scarletdown wrote: > > > > > On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 1:34 PM, John Musbach > > > wrote: > > > > > > > I apologize, I had a virus on my com

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Jun 27, 2009, at 4:53 PM, Scarletdown wrote: On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 1:34 PM, John Musbach wrote: I apologize, I had a virus on my computer and it was doing all kinds of weird stuff. Sorry! On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM, Comcast Master Account wrote: > hi i want boobies so i try gre

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Chris
On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:30:43 -0500 "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote: > On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:53:26 -0700 > Scarletdown wrote: > > > On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 1:34 PM, John Musbach > > wrote: > > > > > I apologize, I had a virus on my computer and it was doing all > > > kinds of weird stuff. Sorry! > > >

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread mitch
> This might be a good time to consider Linux?! It's made my boobie grepping better! Linux that is... -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-user-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact listmas...@lists.debian.org

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Cybe R. Wizard
On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:53:26 -0700 Scarletdown wrote: > On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 1:34 PM, John Musbach > wrote: > > > I apologize, I had a virus on my computer and it was doing all kinds > > of weird stuff. Sorry! > > > > On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM, Comcast Master > > Account wrote: > > > hi

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Brad Rogers
On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:53:26 -0700 Scarletdown wrote: Hello Scarletdown, > Even so, I still have to say "Get a grep on yourself." :) But the money's no good. :-) -- Regards _ / ) "The blindingly obvious is / _)radnever immediately apparent" Only the wo

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Scarletdown
On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 1:34 PM, John Musbach wrote: > I apologize, I had a virus on my computer and it was doing all kinds > of weird stuff. Sorry! > > On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM, Comcast Master > Account wrote: > > hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work how > > i

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Chris
On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:34:14 -0400 John Musbach wrote: > I apologize, I had a virus on my computer and it was doing all kinds > of weird stuff. Sorry! > > On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM, Comcast Master > Account wrote: > > hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work > > ho

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread John Musbach
I apologize, I had a virus on my computer and it was doing all kinds of weird stuff. Sorry! On Sat, Jun 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM, Comcast Master Account wrote: > hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work how > i get boobies thx > > -- > Best Regards, > > John Musbach > -- Be

Re: how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Chris
On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:01:35 -0400 Comcast Master Account wrote: > hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work how > i get boobies thx > Ahhh... to be young and stupid once again. Wonder if Mom Liz would find this funny. -- Best regards, Chris () ascii ribbon campaig

how do i grep boobies

2009-06-27 Thread Comcast Master Account
hi i want boobies so i try grep some boobies but command not work how i get boobies thx -- Best Regards, John Musbach -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-user-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact listmas...@lists.debian.org