That's an excellent precis, Karl. I'm impressed by your progress since our
last talk.
I especially liked the truck, Dell, Facebook and cancer surgery details.
Its perfectly understandable you don't tell us everything all at once - as you
said many victims of digital analog rape are reluctant to
Watching that thing in there gave me the idea C3-PO MARK TWO will make an
excellent Btc core maintainer. I used to think an end run could be made around
the Big Dog with a huge network giving away UBI to everyone. Now that idea
looks more like the Confederate cavalry literally riding rings aroun
>>> Marszalek added that his early partnership with Visa had put him ahead of
>>>the industry on compliance with anti-money-laundering (AML) statutes, and on
>>>this point, Sanders agreed: “From an AML perspective, I think they’re doing
>>>a good job. That’s a rare compliment from me.” <<<
ht
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fractions bear similarity to pizza. slices. 1/3, 1/2 . people learn
fractions this way some.
i am thirsty. let us find strategies for water. i found one !
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I only did dumpster diving for a brief period in my life (in between
not knowing about it, and being mind controlled not to engage in it so
as to support the economy).
I enjoyed keeping food out of our landfills and incinerators. I was
raised with a stron
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Boss Plays mario
Boss jumps on a
Forensic Tube User: "Show me videos of when Boss was hang-gliding on the moon!"
Forensic Tube: [video of Boss hang-gliding on the moon]
Forensic Tube User: "What is the chance this is a completely accurate video?"
Forensic Tube: "99.2%"
Anyway!
One of them is called Forensic Tube. It tries to figure out what
happened to him in the past, and give the user cute videos of his past
experiences, all of which are totally guessed.
Forensic Tube is a big reason he is analyzed so much.
Because of his business situation, his Forensic Tub
Other parts monitor his biological functioning, heart rate, various different
One of the interfaces provides for scrubbing through his thoughts and
memories, stimulating dreams and stepping into the dreams. It can
pause, alter, and resume his thoughts like a debugger. It can relate
all the processes to the wellbeing of different components of his
brain.
It destroys his brai
He is unconscious.
Some semi-fake systems that were rushed to market before they were
completed, have probes into him, and are showing detailed summaries
and views of his cognitive and metabolic functioning.
Boss is laying down, not sitting, and most research victims aren't
there because people wanted to protect them from further norms of
gruesome violence.
The Analysis of Boss
Boss has been analyzed a lot, but there is always room for more.
Boss sits on a hospital-like table.
Robots, diplomats, and research victims crowd around.
Fret not!
Electricity in my country is considered 120 volts.
Willpower is made of neurons.
I have a handkerchief.
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A statue made of statues stares pensatingly at a statue made of statues.
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Trials of the Zombie Nanite Borg
Welcome to Da Borg. You are gonna love dis borg experience we got for
ya. We's a gonna all fill you with chips and take your willpower. Hive
queen da boss!
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 7
MCBoss is lying asleep in a field of flowers.
Sleeping MCBoss: "brains .. brains .."
A zombie is playing with his MCBoss's implant while he sleeps in the
field of flowers. The zombie isn't sure if the implant is good for
eating.
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 6
Furby Tribbles.
The research project has not stabilized enough to make a single
reproducing toy that stays the same when it reproduces, so scenes from
Star Trek were used, replacing Tribbles with Furbies.
Be scared of the reprap plushy! Very very scared!
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 5
The Family Hug.
A warm hearth and a tv-style family unit are welcoming. MCBoss may be
the father, or the son, occasionally the mother or daughter while
blushing a little, sometimes the family dog, often nowadays he is an
item of furniture, or he could be you or the pers
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 4
MCBoss has a bunch of mushrooms like from mario.
He bounces around among the mushrooms and has no idea what to do.
A major part of psyonic war is confusion. Mushroom playpens are good
for confusing an adversary.
bundle of air particles!
there is faint vague possibility that "square root" and "bundle of air
particles" might be disparate
however rest be known that while analyzing the bundle of air
particles, we can prove we are still alive. this is important proof to
have.
each each part of bundle of air particles
enumerate particles, consider masses, volumes, shapes, velocities,
temperatures, orientations, potential energies, statistical groups
analyze bundle of air particles
consider: what might square root of bundle of air particles be?
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calculate square root of bundle of air particles
Exhibit A for this Conde Nast ' Arsehole ' - If I called him a wit I might be
half-right.
https://www.npr.org/sections/therecord/2018/02/12/585110447/tech-utopianism-and-our-walled-gardens-is-it-time-for-a-jailbreak
Reposts not police-force-approved, crypto-wars revisionism
Person walking down street considers turning corner.
MCBoss suddenly bursts out of a nearby wall, in locked combat with a
hairdresser.
MCBoss: "Give me back my cigar Huh? Oh, uh, don't turn that corner."
Person Walking Down Street: "Don't turn the corner?"
MCBosS: "No, um, -- give me b
Store
Somebody once came by, and actually came up with a product I didn't
have. It was something like ... a drink that had been drunk, while
sawing a log, and eating food that was cooked on a fire burnt by the
sawn log ... and they were hammering nails into the log or soemthing
before sawing it. A
Store
We sell sawn logs, hammered nails, drinks that have been drunk, food
that has been eaten.
_Anything_ you are wasting your precious time trying to do, you name
it, we got it!
We are the only place you ever need to be born.
The only way to skin a cat is by buying a skinned cat.
Interview with Spleen With Robot Leg And Sewn Foot.
Translated via a chain of interested organ conglomerates and
technology that may have enough understanding of their neighbors to
eventually make some words for the interview.
Spleen With Robot Leg And Sewn Foot: "Before I visited the Bandaid
Roo
A human spleen with a robot leg and somebody else's foot sewn on walks
into the Bandaid Room.
The human spleen is sad. Very sad.
In the Bandaid Room, a large bandaid is ritualistically attached to
the top of the spleen. It is very visible.
The spleen-with-robot-leg-and-sewn-foot leaves the Banda
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Bandaid Room.
Many people who have been repeatedly vivisected and reanimated in
various forms as a part of the mcboss research activities express an
experience of suffering, notably cognitive suffering, frustration
around things like identity ... A n
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Peaceful Mediation Research.
Worker: "Mediation appears to be something you can learn via study and
practice. The big problem is getting people to talk to each other
about anything at all, especially peace, when they are all busy
worshipping MCBo
MCBoss looks at Intergalactic Diplomat.
MCBoss: "I have been prepared for this. One moment."
MCBoss takes out a notepad and refers to it.
MCBoss [reading from notepad]: "I am an evil businessman who is
destroying everything. I am still learning to say and do things that
are not horrifically evil
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MCBoss at the Opera.
MCBoss: "Why are you interrupting this boring opera."
Intergalactic Diplomat: "We have a concern regarding mind control."
---
steam-powered spaceship.
A bunch of steam engines have been zip-tied together so that they aim
up in the sky, as if giant tracks were rising from the ground.
Steel piping extends from their smokestacks to their rears, so that
whe
Mediator turns to Person Carrying Shotgun.
Mediator: "Great! Now, those aren't strictly and literally needs, but
they sure sound like expressions of things that are important to you."
Mediator looks between Zombie and Person Carrying Shotgun.
Mediator: "Zombie, when you say "Brains" like that, I imagine you
feeling a strong sense of h
--
Zombie mediation.
Zombie: "Brains yummy."
Person Carrying Shotgun: "I need my brain to stay well."
Zombie: "Brains yummy."
Mediator: "Thank you both for attending! I want to share with you that
I am confident that we can reach an agreement that leaves bot
Financial adviser approaches Zombie.
Financial adviser: "Your payment, um, a pile of half-eaten human
brains? didn't go through. I can help you set up a payment plan."
Zombie takes notes on lecture on particle physics.
Notes: "brains brains brains brains"
The notes have arrows and greek letters and a little picture of a
brain with a bite taken out of it.
Zombie College.
Zombie sits in class, attending lecture.
Lecturer [as Zombie perceives]: "Brains this, brains that, brains are
great. Brains brains brains." Lecturer groans for a bit.
brain marketers are scary.
i tihnk zombies are less scary.
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Brain Marketers.
Brain Marketers: "We are very sorry you story involved a number that
was too small. Please do not try to learn anything."
Brain Marketers: "Our information generation products will not produce
small numbers in the future. Please do not try to learn anything."
Brain
On 1/3/23, Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many
wrote:
> Once upon a time a time cop was talking to a caveman.
>
> Caveman: "Ugh."
>
> Time Cop: "I need translation patterning for 1487 BC. "Ugh,' holding club."
This number is too small. 1487 BC was after what western culture
Once upon a time a time cop was talking to a caveman.
Caveman: "Ugh."
Time Cop: "I need translation patterning for 1487 BC. "Ugh,' holding club."
---
Caveman: "Ugh, ugh ugh ugh."
Time Cop: "Ugh? Ugh. Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh. Ugh?"
Caveman: "Ugh"
Caveman reaches confidently for Time Cop's watch
Please do not mess yourself up by memorizing random things people post
on the internet. Save your memories for clear information that helps
you.
Welcome to the Time Police.
Oh, you didn't know you were a Time Cop? Don't worry -- you will.
Please memorize any important parts of this message for when they
might make sense to you.
Time Police, signing out.
I built a spacetime opera out of an inverted nostalgic wormhole opera.
/\
Once upon a time,
A fancy drink with a little umbrella.
MCBoss's office is near this particular copy room.
He is on the phone with Dictator of Dictatortopia. He sold them the
copy machine with the virus.
Some of the engineers who thought they were working on a different
project when building it, are presently teaching their copy machine to
walk to the
---
Flash to Dictatortopia.
Here is the remote control side of the copy machine virus.
It's a copy machine.
It spews out named photographs of everyone in the world.
It does this very fast, so workers are wiring it more copy machines to keep up.
By this time, the virus in the copymachine has become practically a
beloved family member for everybody addicted to copying their face.
So in the software for the robotic legs, they give them a similar
interface as the network-facing ports and internal printing API of the
copy machine itself, so t
As more and more people gather around the copy machine, copying their
faces, taking photocopies of their faces together, maybe with a
picture of a family pet, they start chatting and coming up with ideas.
Some engineers get together and build legs for the copy machine.
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Copy Room.
A virus has taken over the copy machine. It keeps printing out
adaptive memes about how cool it is to stick your face on the copy
machine and copy it. It's collecting photos of everybody.
Warlord of Warring Faction [looking at naked, surrendering MCBoss
bodily handing over his brain and organs]: "Hmm "
The Vivisection of MCBoss.
MCBoss encounters a warring faction, and rolls his
"genocide/surrender" dice. Lucky for the warring faction, the dice
turn up "Surrender!"
MCBoss turns over his brain and organs to the opposing faction as he
is mind controlled to surrender. He takes off his clothes and
--
MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 3
MCBoss has a set of very powerful cupcake-machine-guns. These are very
wide and bulky but lightweight. They have labels saying "powerful
machine guns" on them, but they are elongated cupcakes.
He holds them threateningly. Together, they are larger tha
MCBoss descends on a microscopic structure, rappelling via a
government-issue rope from a gnomish flying machine.
There may occasionally be lies shared with the better-funded side, in
an attempt to try to build ping-pong game wins for the side that is
telling something closer to the truth.
The bathroom-based-research tries to support the side of the ping-pong
competitions around there being 2 ways to skin a cat, rather than 1.
But the side in support of only 1 way gets much better grants.
This produces a slightly-awkward situation where the researchers who
actually pee gently introduce the research to the people who are paid
so much money to play pingpong all day that they never pee at all.
However, sometimes in the utility closets and bathroom stalls,
research is formed related to _winning games of ping-pong_.
!!!
This secret non-pingpong-related catskinning research is closely
guarded by secret researchers who have to pee a lot and are good at
resetting fuses.
[where "cats" is meant rather than "counts"]
In this secret, bathroom-and-utility-closet-based- actual research,
many many ways to skin counts are found, as well as many many ways of
identifying the total possible ways to do this.
Cat Skinning Research.
In the cat skinning research complex, there is so much money and so
many world-class researchers, that some of them sneak off into the
bathrooms or utility rooms and do actual research.
--
The Broken Mirror.
Sign: This mirror was broken when MCBoss was swinging from vines and
smashed into it.
How to build a train out of marshmallows.
There are an uncountable number of ways to build a train out of marshmallows.
One is to invite a bunch of train architects to a marshmallow roast.
3. Enter the elemental circle and behold the number.
2. Identify the number you want the square root taken of. Choose one
element and place it around the number on the points of a surrounding
heptagram. Place the other element on alternate points, such that one
forms a larger 7-pointed circle than the other.
1. Clearly separate your elements. One will be needed to compensate
for the actions of the other, so that the square root can be reached
precisely, without missing and suddenly making an elemental golem or
something.
How To Calculate a Square Root using only Two of the Five Elements, in
Six Easy Steps
The Adventures of the Discarded Flying Carpet
.
A few years later, MCBoss finds himself as a job as Dungeon Boss.
He is down at the bottom, offering the most loot, forming business
deals with government contractors.
MCBoss elbows a half-elf ...
Maybe the scenario is confused because Boss's body and mind are run by
an AI system that reanimated him after killing him repeatedly.
I imagine it would be connecting with him still, via however he got there.
tense draws obsessively from his cigar
... A church bell dongs as dust from a passing bazaar wagon
---
MCBoss is teleported inside a roleplayed environment full-body! It is
a complete real world, maybe instantied accidentally via leaked
experimentee technology resolving creation-probabilities associated
with creative fiction processes.
I typed some more MCBoss-GM but my fingers removed the content.
Most of the money has been devoted to researching strategies and
augmentation techniques for winning a game of ping-pong.
The researchers are divided into two ping-pong teams.
On one side, everybody is dedicated to vociferously playing ping-pong
under the assumption that there is only one way to
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Research Lab Complex.
Millions and millions of philanthropic and government grant dollars
have been devoted to the study of Cat Skinning: specifically,
precisely quantifying the number of ways it can be done.
That's confusing! I confused myself!
I described wrong by accident, because MCBoss Player 1 is a Nerd, I
wrote Nerd Player 1 by accident.
The players are divided into Nerd groups and MCBoss groups.
Nerd Player 1: "I am Tyrivel, an elf ranger from Varfrost. My family
has an ancient legacy. My father was murdered by a vicious rogue known
only as The Unspoken, and I have vowed to avenge him."
MCBoss: "I don't care about your fucking p
---
Roleplaying GM competition.
MCBoss vs Nerd.
Nerd [hushed voice, cockney accent]: "Welcome to The Archiband. Please
ignore any lowflying demons or sudden bursts of electricity. Come this
way."
MCBoss: "Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you here."
This relation may have been a mistake. We may have simply been trying
to activate an EEG headband. Not everyone agrees. [square root!
square root!]
Now, you might not have thought too much about your square root before
today, but let me tell you: square roots are big things!
_raises a finger in the air emphatically_
_neuron puts hands on hips and squares off at camera_
Greetings from the wild world of neurons and blood oxygen economics!
I am here to ask you: What is _your_ square root?
he goes for the next person
On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:29 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
& Survivor of Many wrote:
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> On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:27 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
> & Survivor of Many wrote:
> >
> > On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:26 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One
On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:27 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
& Survivor of Many wrote:
>
> On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:26 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
> & Survivor of Many wrote:
> >
> > Boss is throwing bodies in dumpsters on his public livefeed
>
> He takes out the blockchain
On Tue, Jan 3, 2023 at 8:26 PM Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim
& Survivor of Many wrote:
>
> Boss is throwing bodies in dumpsters on his public livefeed
He takes out the blockchain camera and shows all the details of his
murders to the world.
language model.
DictatorSoft stands up.
DictatorSoft: “Boss, get me a coffee and read off my schedule for the day.”
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