Re: Ron Grossi: God is not a man

2005-04-28 Thread MC05

"Donald L McDaniel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message 
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> 4) I doubt seriously whether God plays a guitar, since guitars are made by 
> men, for men.  His Son could theoretically play a guitar.  Perhaps He 
> does. Perhaps He doesn't.  Only the Father and His Holy Angels know.

So then Lucifer was a wicked bass player whose sex and drugs and rock n roll 
alientated the rest of the band and was fired? 


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Re: Ron Grossi: God is not a man

2005-04-28 Thread MC05

"Donald L McDaniel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> MC05 wrote:
> > "Donald L McDaniel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> >>
> >> 4) I doubt seriously whether God plays a guitar, since guitars are
> >> made by men, for men.  His Son could theoretically play a guitar.
Perhaps
> >> He does. Perhaps He doesn't.  Only the Father and His Holy
> >> Angels know.
> >
> > So then Lucifer was a wicked bass player whose sex and drugs and rock
> > n roll alientated the rest of the band and was fired?
>
> 1) Lucifer was an angel who rebelled against God, not a member of a human
> rock 'n roll band.
> 2) Since Lucifer is an angel, I doubt seriously whether he can play a bass
> guitar or other musical instrument. As I said in my last post, musical
> instruments are made by men for men, not angels.
> 3) Since Lucifer is an angel, he does not engage in sexual relations.
> (Christ tells us that angels don't engage in sexual relations by His Own
> Words.)
> 4) Drugs and rock 'n roll are created by men for men, not angels.  And the
> green plants of the Earth were created by a Gracious God for His beloved
> creations, the men of the Earth.
> 5) Lucifer was not a member of a rock 'n roll band.  He is a spirit, not a
> man.
> 6) While we are on the subject of rock 'n roll, any such band which
contains
> horns is pure crap anyway (or seriously living in the dark ages).  Horns
> don't belong in rock 'n roll bands.  Rock 'n roll has advanced light-years
> beyond Elvis.  It is the 21st Century, not the 20th.
>
As it is the 21st Century one would think your beliefs as outlined and
enumerated would be considered even MORE "dark age" than horns in rock n
roll.


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Re: Ron Grossi: God is not a man

2005-04-29 Thread MC05

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> "MC05" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>> "Donald L McDaniel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>> > 4) I doubt seriously whether God plays a guitar, since guitars are made
> by
>> > men, for men.  His Son could theoretically play a guitar.  Perhaps He
>> > does. Perhaps He doesn't.  Only the Father and His Holy Angels know.
>>
>> So then Lucifer was a wicked bass player whose sex and drugs and rock n
> roll
>> alientated the rest of the band and was fired?
>>
>>
>>
>
> "Fired"   good one

Heh.  Can't take credit for an accident.  Your eye is better than mine. :)
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Re: Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me." (John 14:6) This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be forever sepa

2005-05-11 Thread MC05

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> The truth is, Jesus should never have torn down the fig tree. He got so
> pissed off at the fig tree for not having figs, even though it wasn't
> fig season. This was not the action of someone who has even a little
> truth and light.
>
> Imagine if Jesus came back now. I'd hate to see his road rage.

I'm sure he'd drive fine.

But if a fig tree pulled in front of him...woof!!
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Re: Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me." (John 14:6) This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be forever sepa

2005-05-11 Thread MC05

"Matt Hayden" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> MC05 wrote:
> > "don freeman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> > > The truth is, Jesus should never have torn down the fig tree. He
> got so
> > > pissed off at the fig tree for not having figs, even though it
> wasn't
> > > fig season. This was not the action of someone who has even a
> little
> > > truth and light.
> > >
> > > Imagine if Jesus came back now. I'd hate to see his road rage.
> >
> > I'm sure he'd drive fine.
> >
> > But if a fig tree pulled in front of him...woof!!
> > >
>
> What if a fig leaf pulled off in front of him?

I suppose he could point at what he saw and wither it.
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