FOOD FUNNIES: Signs You're at a NASCAR Wine-Tasting
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8. Everyone dumps a little wine on the ground and says "Good Ol'
Number 3" whenever Dale Earnhardt is mentioned.
7. For slower drinking, the glasses have restrictor plates.
6. You won the raffle and scored the only, and highly coveted,
bottle of Chateau Talladega 96 octane.
5. The winning wine this week is the #3 bottle, sponsored by
Tide, Miller Light, NAPA Auto Parts and Rogaine.
4. "The corkscrew was working really well today, but then Billy
bumped me while I was trying to open the Merlot, but that's just
wine tasting."
3. The winning Oklahoma vintner swears that 10W30 means "bottled
on October 30."
2. Later in the day, you see 30 cars weaving around the track
at ten miles an hour with their left blinkers on.
... and the #1 Sign You're at a NASCAR Wine-Tasting ...
1. No one's really interested in the wine -- they're all just
waiting to see someone drop a bottle!
~To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
-Sugar
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