The Panda

 
A Panda was eating his meal in a Restaurant, as Pandas often do.
 
When the Waiter presented the bill, the Panda shot the Waiter and
Immediately left the building.
 
Naturally the Restaurant Owner was more than a little put out by this chain
Of events, so He went upstairs and looked up Panda's in his Encyclopaedia,
For the behaviour patterns of such a beast.
 
Sure enough, under Pandas, the definition reads:
"Panda," eats,shoots and leaves.

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