LOL ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sherri Crum" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 06, 2009 8:49 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Blonde Joke
> > Hi Folks, > > This is meant for humor only. > > Subject: Blonde > > > > > > A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS > UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.. > > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. > SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, ANDTHAT SHE > WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. > > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO, > AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE". > > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE > CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT > BELONGS IN ECONOMY. > > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE > SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER > SEAT. > > THE BLONDE REPLIES, I'M GOING TO TORONTO ,AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE". > > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT THIS DUMB BLONDE WOMAN WON'T > LISTEN TO REASON. > > THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M > MARRIEDTO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE". > > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, > I'M SO SORRY." SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. > > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE > SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. > > "I SIMPLY TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ' " > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
