These were great!! Becky
-------------------------------------------------- From: "Alberta Hall" <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, October 02, 2009 7:31 AM To: "Recipient list suppressed:" Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Keys For Living > > >> >>>KEYS FOR LIVING >>>1. The best way to get even is to forget... >>>2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death... >>>3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts... >>>4. Some folks wear their halos much too tightly... >>>5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be >>>maintained on earth... >>>6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps >>>giving "advice" >>>to God isn't such a good idea! >>>7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up... >>>8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get >>>knocked down by >>>the traffic from both ways. >>>9. Words are windows to the heart. >>>10. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the >>>wall, claims it's >>>a forgery. >>>11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just >>>add a little dirt. >>>12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's being >>>the right person. >>>13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground. >>>14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them. >>>15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it. >>>16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the >>>prisoner was you. >>>17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and >>>Elvis is alive! >>>18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. >>>Just be sure to flush >>>when you are done. >>>19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks >>>out its neck... >>>20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can >>>bet the water >>>bill is higher. >>>And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and He gave >>>humans CHOCOLATE. >>>"The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the >>>distance between your >>>knees and the floor. >>>The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything." >>>You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven. >>>-- Author Unknown >>>Way, hey, listen to me play >>>Won't you throw but a shilling, >>>Or a copper, my way? >>>Tales of life, love, sorrow and joy >>>Are the songs that are sung >>>By the stable boy > > Alberta and my leading Lady > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
