> >PROPOSED ERROR MESSAGES > WINDOWS 2006 > >The following are new Windows messages >that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2006: > >1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. >2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. >3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! >4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. >5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? >6. Windows message: "Error saving file! >Format drive now? (Y/Y)" >." >8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN" >9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. >10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key. >11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 12. Bad or missing mouse. >Spank the cat? (Y/N) 13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: > Incompetent User. >14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) 15. WinErr >16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. >(PENCIL & PAPER.SYS) >16. User Error: Replace user. >17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: >Remove it? (Y/N)" >18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles >have been deleted. The police are on the way. >19. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient 20. >Netscape.exe... Bad file name... >May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y) >
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